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togas • flourishes • ars rhetorica

Katılım Mayıs 2013
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My favourite family snap
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@meadwaj @John_Stepek How is this new store going to operate more efficiently than Morrisons currently does?
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James Meadway@meadwaj·
@John_Stepek I’m genuinely curious as to thought processes involved where a simple, pragmatic proposal to change ownership & business model of a struggling company produces wild flights of fancy. I guess you’re not stupid, you know about SOEs around the world, you follow the news. What gives?
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Just popping on to share this message from my son. Think @bartramsgob will like it
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@Hux1688 I don't want to watch you bumming dead dogs, thanks
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This guy bums dead dogs
Hux@Hux1688

@HadleyFreeman It's a free speech platform (now) even when you're the one on the receiving end.

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Hadley Freeman@HadleyFreeman·
A fitting end to this day
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David P GCSE (multiple)@DavidPGCSE·
"There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."
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euan mccolm@euanmccolm·
prime time saturday telly should cut away every hour to brand still flicking through the bible.
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Stephen Gibbons@Gibboanxious·
Kenneth Williams interviewed on location in Snowdonia during the filming of Carry On Up the Khyber (1968).
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Tim (still totally unremarkable)@forwardnotback·
Quick update, sorry no more #twitterquiz I am in critical care in Portsmouth and gravely ill. Sorry for the message, thanks for all the fun and friendship over the years. I can’t reply to messages.
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@London__Smoke Yep. "Simply do not exercise your democratic rights" is no argument at all
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Surely that isn't an SI Unit?
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Toddington@HXValley·
In England, we call this <insert name of football team>
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Binyizdabbalah@FunkadelicHorse·
@MatHempell Your poem makes me sick Because it is so ick And the metre and scansion being fouled all the times makes me think you are a prick And not good at this trick. You are a silly fart Not a poet laureart.
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