Mathew Banks

@Keruboooo When you're wide things can go up unnoticed

Jana si nilivaa pantyliner jamani,mbona nilifika home kama haiko?I don't know ilianguka wapi and how😂😂bado tu naskia aibu

@naffynick Familia imepona?

NANI AKO NA NGORI NA MIMI?

@ohhanxiety 2, 3, 1.

Which car should go first..?

@otokyo__ By death

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@haniya_445 Definitely

How would you answer this question???

@ZukuHome this is the most useless and unreliable internet provider I have used ever.

@C_NyaKundiH Hii mwaka moja amebakisha ndio anaona anafaa kujenga kanisa si aende ajenge kwake nyumbani mbona ajenge ofisini?

Why the Church at State House Was Always Mabati.... I think it is good that I also speak about this issue because what President Ruto is doing by building a permanent church at State House is not just a matter of faith but a clear overstep into dangerous territory where public property is being altered for personal religious legacy, and that should concern every Kenyan regardless of their belief. State House has always had a mabati church structure, and that was not by accident or because previous presidents lacked money or faith, it was a quiet, wise decision to keep the structure non-permanent so that in case a future president came from a different religion, they could easily remove it without controversy or constitutional drama. When you build a permanent church on public land, even if you claim you are using personal funds, it still amounts to repurposing state property for religious symbolism that does not represent the full Kenyan identity, and that crosses a line that was intentionally never crossed before. If tomorrow a Muslim president takes over, what will stop them from demolishing Ruto’s permanent church and constructing a mosque in its place, and then what happens when another president from yet another faith wins, will every new term come with a bulldozer and a blueprint for a new sacred structure. This is why previous administrations left that church as mabati and modest, it allowed room for spiritual practice without imposing permanent religious marks on the presidency or the land that belongs to the people, and that balance protected everyone, Christian or not, from exclusion or forced symbolism. There’s a deeper message here, because when the president uses his position to plant permanent religious buildings inside national landmarks, he is not acting as a humble servant of the people, he is behaving like a ruler who believes the presidency is an extension of his personal beliefs and not a neutral office meant to serve all equally. We must say this plainly and early, Kenya is a secular state, and no amount of private money justifies altering the physical identity of State House into a shrine for one faith, because once that door is opened, it cannot be closed without conflict, resentment, and future power struggles over public spaces.

@sharzymcute Anajua ashatengeneza single mother, what next sini sawa.

@AokoOtieno_ Ni wale walienda kufunga freemason ndio wameanza kujirusha

Nairobi city county Askari has committed suicide coz he’s been working for the past 6 months without pay. Wamadimples anakula hata salaries ya Kanjo! Kanjo huwaga watu bladi gasket but hii nayo Sakaja is becoming a Murderer!

@Kimto76 @JivahJ @edgarwabwire_ Teachers don't have leave days, when schools are closed that's when they're on leave. Unless it's maternal leave.

@JivahJ @edgarwabwire_ Better yet, take my leave-days and retire after my leave.

BREAKING: Butere Girls High School Principal Jennifer Omondi transferred to Wajir day secondary school in Wajir County. To report immediately.

@HonAdenDuale Punguza bangi wewe.

Pan Africanist , You serve AU chair . Tomorrow inshallah

@mikekoech67 @MigunaMiguna @RailaOdinga @kizzabesigye1 He succeeded, what do you have to say 😂

@MigunaMiguna @RailaOdinga @kizzabesigye1 Using all means to try bring down Raila Amolo Odinga but you won't succeed

To conman @RailaOdinga, do you recognize and remember Dr. @kizzabesigye1? He campaigned for you, against my advice, in 2022. But you now dine with those who abducted, detained and are torturing him. Why? Have you betrayed him like you betrayed me? Why haven’t you publicly called for his immediate release? Why haven’t you asked @KagutaMuseveni to release him? How can you be trusted with the @AUC chairmanship when you betray Africa’s most upright men? #FreeKizzaBesigye #RejectRailaOdinga

@TechTrendsLab @AfricanHub_ Yes if it's for our own interests, charity begins at home

@AfricanHub_ Raila's AUC bid is tricky—some feel he betrayed them, others see him as Kenya’s best shot at the seat. But at the end of the day, he represents the country on a global stage. Do we let internal politics deny Kenya this opportunity?

Kenyans should explain to the world why they want the Candidate from Kenya, Raila Odinga, to lose the African Union Commission (AUC) chairpersonship

@BShutho @Mr_Papi5 Uwaaaa!!😆

@Mr_Papi5 Dragon moto testing...#FreeAshpapi

@BrianLishenga @RobertAlai @WilliamsRuto @psmuthoni @_shakenya Kanyaga shingo bado inapumua 😂😂

@RobertAlai @WilliamsRuto @psmuthoni The Putti Platt procedure is reimbursed at Kshs 89,600 and not Kshs 146,000. There is also a difference between "pre-authorization approval" and "payment". To say @_shakenya "paid for" is misleading. Many hospitals are still grappling with "pre-authorized debt from NHIF.

My friend who is a Boda rider fell down with the bike and dislocated his shoulder. To return it, Ksh 146,000 was required as he had to undergo a minor surgical procedure. SHA has paid the full bill without hiccups. Thanks so much H. E. @WilliamsRuto @psmuthoni

@Ikesatoh @mikalanje @C_NyaKundiH 'It's not a must' yes but did you note his concern, wanasomewa kila Sunday, if it's willingly mbona usomee watu?

@mikalanje @C_NyaKundiH No sir what the whistle blower is doing is wrong its not a must money be given if your strained.

Christ is the Answer Ministries (CITAM) Church members have expressed concern over an ongoing two-year fundraising campaign which seeks to raise millions for the construction of permanent structures. "Hi Nyakundi. Is it possible that there is a laundering business through CITAM churches? This research needs to be done. There is a massive 2year campaign to raise funds in the millions. Like 65m per assembly or thereabout to build permanent structures. But in the face of economic hardship amongst members, ni kusomewa Kila Sunday about the slow pledge redemption. Parents are struggling with fees. I suspect the regime is about to launder cash through CITAM. Maybe I am wrong, but worth looking into. Keep me anonymous."

@nguma__ @AokoOtieno_ Marehemu alikua mchangamfu siku yake ya mwisho 😅

For those who don't know: Leukemia is a type of cancer found in your blood and bone marrow and is caused by the rapid production of abnormal white blood cells. These abnormal white blood cells are not able to fight infection and impair the ability of the bone marrow to produce red blood cells and platelets. 65% of Leukemia patients die because their is NO REMISSION!!

Leukaemia... Si mnajua once ukona hechaivi opportunistic diseases zinakuja na vurugu Hizi hasira za kutesa our comrades ni ya mtu anachungulia kaburi

@RobertAlai Mimi nikiskia tu shida inakuja na inaenda kuguza kasongo naskianga tu flaa ndani ya loo😅

DCI boss, kuna shida kubwa sana. Sana sana sana and it will hurt President Ruto a GREAT DEAL.

@C_NyaKundiH Deep down hata yeye anajua hakuna kitu amefanyia wakenya kama sio scandal za SHI-SHA na Adani. Na kama hajui hio then he must be a mad man because only a mad man doesn't realize he's mad.

I am being told Kasongo will officially launch his 2027 bid this January. He plans to criss-cross the country to talk about the developments he has done and why you need to re-elect him. He believes he is done with the first term ...

@BoBinKavele @AokoOtieno_ At this point he confirmed our fears

@AokoOtieno_ Eti wazazi mfunze watoto wenu nidhamu.

Has DJ Crowbar been found? He's also gone missing! What's happening yawa? Si sasa these people are provoking the Citizens of this country!