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@CabbieGinger Jesus proper job that one

Stay calm and be a man!

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

@LewisFFCJames Cheers mate, was looking at Bassey but as you say Andersen the safest pick. Appreciated

@Matt01979 Morning, andersen the only one I think starts them all, not enough upside for our fullbacks to take a risk

@LewisFFCJames Morning mate, who would you go with for Fulham defence for next four game weeks? Cheers

@FPL_Fly Picked him up in the taxi once, one of the most bizarre journeys of my cabbing life. I didn't recognise him and it obviously gave him the hump so he was a bit of arse.

Michael Stipe is an incredibly odd man. But what a vocalist. #TOTP

Made it to the mighty San Siro for AC Milan vs Lecce. Got to love Serie A. I bought a ticket for 16 Euros by simply handing over my name & email address & showed my passport. The Premier League could learn from this. But then there’s no money in cheap, accessible tickets

The first parking meter was installed in Mayfair with a charge of one shilling per hour (5p) today the same fee buys you 45 seconds #LondonTrivia

@FPLScofield The Bear 💯, currently watching the Lowdown which isn't bad

Any series recommendations for Disney+ only please? Got it for a couple of months so trying to maximise its use. I’ve just finished watching the Loki series, any other marvel series I should watch- looking at the falcon + winter soldier Any series outside of that?

🗞️ Welling United are proud to announce that, as of June 2026, the club will begin a partnership with @DansonSportsFC to create a new generation of players and supporters for the Wings with the launch of Welling United Youth & Development Football Club. #WeAreWings🪽

⏳ The future of the Wings... Coming: 2026/27 👊 #WeAreWings🪽 | @DansonSportsFC

@Greyhead19 @JimboByrne1 "You do not throw rocks at a man who's got a machine gun."

In the Royal Rumble, no.2 entrant continues to fight all comers as “Rowdy” @Matt01979 Matt Smith eliminates no.3 “The Gient” @JimboByrne1 coming in at no.4 is Rob “Million $ Man” Matthews

#FPLMania Fredrik “The Dragon” Strömgren continues his title reign defeating Roger “The King” Shannon The no.1 contender is now “The Phenomenal” Scott Garvie Give me a hell yeah if you are out there

It happens to the best of us 🙃 #FPL

@Greyhead19 "Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions."

Next up at no.3 in the Rumble is Jimbo “The Giant” Haddon

#FPLMania Fredrik “The Dragon” Strömgren has defeated Arpit “The Dream” Gupta to become the new champion as Arpit has just the one week with the belt Our next challenger is Roger “The King” Shannon Give me a hell yeah if you are out there

@fpl_peptalk @Greyhead19 "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

@Matt01979 @Greyhead19 Let me tell you something, you're going needed all you're intestinal fortitude to get past Mr Perfect, brother.

#FPLMania We have a new champion as Arpit “The Dream” Gupta wins the belt defeating Stevie “Hardcore Legend” Walker Our next challenger is… Fredrik “The Dragon” Strömgren who got 103 Give me a hell yeah if you are out there

@fpl_peptalk @Greyhead19 Made it by the skin of my teeth 😎

@Greyhead19 So I guess the only time you ever get a third person 'in the ring' is if it's a draw?

And “drum roll” please we have the 30 participants in the Royal Rumble confirmed

Looks a bit better now it's been cleaned up and moved. Also it looks like utilities are close by so hopefully shouldn't be too long before they're connected and Hanover Square Cabmen’s Shelter is back in business @ShelterFund 🙏

@londontaxi_pr @LDNcabbieTXE @ShelterFund Should be well served there

Tweet of the day for London drivers 😂