Matt Ewing MIMMM

“Cow farts are destroying the planet.”

Safe now then. Very easy to forget how things were pre Christmas: We were utter horseshit, rudderless and 100% were going down. Evans and Raynor deserve massive credit, winning games we would have lost by 2 or 3 goals previously. Huge turnaround 👏🏻⛽️

@RupertLowe10 Maybe in your world Rupert, but nobody else really cares.

Restore Britain is becoming too big to ignore.

Whilst we argue about what to call marmalade… We are finished.

@orlaminihane @Keir_Starmer Who are you by the way 😬😬😬😬

Never in history has a PM caused so much division and hatred. Take your Easter message @Keir_Starmer and @€#~>^%<! !!!!!

@studaviesreform So how do millionaires and billionaires who don’t care about ordinary people support that future, because that’s all those at the head of Reform are. Interested to know 🤔🤔🤔🤔

From what I’ve seen during my time in Reform, is Reform supporters are just ordinary down to earth British people who care about their families, communities and the future of the country. They want a common sense approach for us all. That absolutely deserves to be recognised. We are the people’s army. Vote reform, get reform! #thepeoplesarmy #ReformUK

Living rent free in their heads #UTG

Cheers Oldham, he's fucking mint

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it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us

AMERICAN ICE TRAINED BY MOSSAD instantly killed an innocent man

Wait, what?!? We played yesterday?… that means we have to wait a whole nuvva 7 days for a win … oh, hang on 🙃 Just kidding obvs… seriously though it feels like we’re in an alternate universe considering how the last couple of years have gone. #UTG #EIEIO P.s note to Evans… On a negative - sign that contract this week Evo otherwise we might start to think you’re holding out for something else?!? 😉💪✌️❤️

We’ve been clear from the start.

America wants a 48 hour ceasefire with Iran to look for its pilot. 🤣 Iran said nope.

That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.

We do things differently at Reform. This announcement means that we are the only political party that produces its own podcast – bringing you closer to the action. The Reform UK Podcast is now available to download. telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

Dead right

Marmalade will not have to be renamed due to EU rules, despite claims from senior Tory and Reform politicians. Who would have guessed.. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

When this is all over, and it will be over one day, I want Pete Hegseth to go to prison for the rest of his miserable fucking life.

Even more impressive from that angle!