Matt

Today marks an important date in the @Crap90sFootball calendar. The anniversary of Brian Gayle’s title winner for Leeds at Bramall Lane in 1992. Wonderful technique. Wrong fucking net.

The last 11 days has been some rollercoaster. It's given me some perspective on things whilst also taken things away that I took for granted.

I don't actually think you ever know if you've hit rock bottom, but I think this week I've been pretty damn close

@jkwlufc @footballheaven @BBCSheffield They won 7-1

@footballheaven @BBCSheffield Sheffield lost again?, must be that they have a wanker in charge

🤬 “That’s just ridiculous, a yellow at very best” 🗣️ “Referee couldn’t wait to get his red card out” 📹 Sheffield United manager Chris Wilder on Japhet Tanganga’s sending off in the 1-0 defeat at Charlton Athletic. 🎧👉bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0… #SUFC | @BBCSheffield

Yesterdays draw with Don Valley FC sees us stretch our unbeaten run to six in the league.

@_daavv @SportGids1 @footballheaven Or ask for your face to face "discussion" with Tom yesterday 🤐

@MattFM11 @SportGids1 @footballheaven I’ll ask Hull for the footage of my goal..

Hearing Luton Town defender Mark McGuiness is a late target for Sheffield United. Might be a close one, so we’ll see. #sufc | @footballheaven

@_daavv @SportGids1 @footballheaven You played okay yesterday but not sure Selles will gamble on you just yet

@SportGids1 @footballheaven We not fancy mee then?

Man of the Match: Dale Vella Led the line, led the scoring. A hat-trick performance from our number 9, unplayable all afternoon.

S.C. Wanderers go again in our second league fixture of the season, looking to build on their winning start. Here’s the team ready to make it happen.

Full-time: S.C. Wanderers 7–3 Hull (A) The first league game of the season and the lads delivered in style. Seven goals on the road, three points in the bag, and the perfect start to the campaign.

@_daavv @WFCOfficial @KieranMaguire 😂😂😂, no chance I'm going to Poland

@WFCOfficial @KieranMaguire @MattFM11

📢 𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! We're looking for a Finance Director to join the club’s Executive Management Team. If you're a qualified professional with a passion for football and finance, we’d love to hear from you.

S.C. Wanderers WIN. 5–3 against the reigning league champions. A solid performance to end pre-season on a high. Bring on the new season. Proudly sponsored by… Hako Machines iPro Electrical Services Pattersons Butchers

@_ds1867 @retrokatg Couldn't beat Michael Athertons World Cup cricket

@retrokatg @MattFM11 what a game

It’s not a video game, but did anyone have “Test Match” from the 1980s? I used to see it in various catalogues back in the day but I’ve never seen it irl. What say you? Would it hold up in 2025?

Remembering Howard...

S.C.Wanderers are proud to announce our 2nd club sponsor for the 25/26 season, Pattersons butchers. Patterson’s Butchers, are an online butchers which deliver nationwide. Please pay them a visit for all your meat and poultry needs! pattersonsbutchers.co.uk

@_ds1867 @hamerball8

@hamerball8 Yep, hindsight is a belter. Credit to a blade for digging 8 years deep into my wednesday twitter TL though #swfc

rough day

We're at 3/4 point at Gloucester Quays as the lads fuel up for the rest of the day.

@Wingforward07 @fesshole Absolutely did not.

@fesshole You probably cost them more in admin / incorrect stock take fees etc

I once shoplifted a packet of fruit pastilles from Woolworths. I felt so bad about it that I then reverse-shoplifted (shopdropped?) them by buying a new packet and putting them back a few weeks later. Sorry Woolies. RIP.

The chairman offering him the job:

@vurawrestling Syxx

you can’t name a single wrestler without the letters A, E, I, O, and U i’ll give you $100 bucks if you can