Matthew Anderson Brooks

@JackBensinger Yeah man. You get it

I miss when quiznos was more around

@HerreraPagiel @MLB @Rangers God mode Texas Express

@MLB @Rangers The Round Rock Rangers are different!! #AllForTX

Michael Helman lines a @Rangers GRAND SLAM!

@EvilMopacATX The blue is for the blue Algae. Very prominent

Austin needs to Cracker Barrel this out of existence

This looks like the logo for a company that supplies cups and plastic silverware to stadiums

YOUR FIGHTIN' TEXAS RANGERS

@Rangers GAME JUST STARTED LETS GOO

WE DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL. #AllForTX

TRUMP SUPPORTERS: We know you're uncomfortable. Things don't add up. You're conflicted. What you feel is COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. We'll be straight with you: He was never a builder. He was never competent. He was never conservative. He was never "one of you." He is a lifelong criminal whose only skills are committing the con, grabbing the grift, fabricating the fraud, and avoiding accountability. And come on now ... "The Apprentice?" It was ONLY A TV SHOW! Stop the defiance and come back to the light. Foreign countries do NOT pay his tariffs - WE DO. Putin started the war in Ukraine WITHOUT PROVOCATION and is a war criminal. The guy who let Epstein off is Alex Acosta, and Trump rewarded him with a cabinet position. Half the people in Trump's cabinet now, are billionaires - Trump IS the deep state. America is stronger with less tribal disagreement. Open your minds to truth, however unpleasant. You know he's old and you know he's losing it. You know Vance would soon be running things, and you know you don't even like or trust Vance. You know America is way better without all this mid-census gerrymandering. That should piss YOU off too. And if you can try to open your minds to the toughest truth of all, you'll know - the reason you feel uncomfortable and conflicted and cognitively dissonant, is because ... you've been played.

@Acyn Don’t fucking talk about Round Rock you clown. This city rules.

Cain responds to Talerico: Where I come from being a Texan is someone with a steel spine and something between their legs that gives them the integrity to tell the truth.  I don’t know what the voters of Round Rock think about what it means to be a Texan, but if Talerico is any evidence it means being a fraud, a fake man of the cloth

@BSOLZ_ Golf cart

Genuine question: What is it about golf that makes so many rich people love playing it at some point in their life?

@mahaaaay Oh hell 512 Austin area code.

jk i lied

Let’s go Cambridge!!!!

@Criminalsimpson Avoision and evasion

What’s something you said wrong on purpose due to The Simpsons?

@CONEY There’s a crack in the big ole Philberty Bulb

Still in disbelief over the mystical Square-Enix world being named Philabieldia. Can't wait for DLC in Clenver, Bolorado

Just in time for US open. These are our people

@prowelshguy Kinda crazy list but so glad GOTG2 is getting the respect and recognition it deserves. Just masterpiece

top 10 CBMs as of now

@DiscussingFilm Ike is my MadTv GOAT. Love that he’s getting more attention.

@ixgrizz Whoa hey sure the other guy is trying to cope hard but early morning screenings are pretty nice. Some of us work in the evenings.

who the fuck goes to the movies before McDonald’s is even done serving breakfast😭

@DiscussingFilm Truly maddening how much they are milking the BBT intellectual property into whacky spin offs and then spin offs of those spin offs.

The new ‘BIG BANG THEORY’ spin-off series ‘STUART FAILS TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE’ is moving forward. The series follows Stuart who must restore reality after he breaks Sheldon and Leonard’s new device and causes a Multiversal Armageddon.

@wondercrater @DrMemeD302 Watched that yesterday. Really good twist actually

@DrMemeD302 Theres also the invader from the day the earth blew up

People keep posting villains who had a redemption arc/changed to be good at the end. Twist Heroes are characters who others misconceived as the bad guys but were actually trying to do good all along.

@Criminalsimpson Who has the pic of Homer and his chili boots?

What’s your favorite Homer face?

@AwesomEmergency Fantastic frosting

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