Matthew Cordaro

@25YearsAgoLive Yes. Most. Just imagine the internal thought process when buying it. "Do I go with the cheapest, stickyist, most likely to splatter everywhere, personal favorite, or just ask the person at the counter for their recommendation?"

@MatthewCordaro I imagine that most of them would be store-bought, if you’re going to make a cake to protest you’re not going to put hours into its production

Swedish Minister of Finance Bosse Ringholm is caked by a 21-year-old protestor at Drottninggatan, Stockholm.

@25YearsAgoLive Yes. But, it wasn't likely made with love. This was a calculated cake. A premeditated pie. I would be suspect of its ingredients.

@MatthewCordaro You know, if I was ever caked, I’d stick my tongue out and eat some No matter the delivery, it’s free cake

My dot com idea following the Allbirds announcement. $BIRD

@_bjsnowden @negligible_cap @kakashiii111 I remember this.

@negligible_cap @kakashiii111

The name of the company… NewBird AI. It is a cutting-edge, AI-native cloud infrastructure firm out of- well, they used to be out of San Francisco making sneakers, but forget that, John- they are now awaiting imminent deployment of next-generation GPU compute clusters that have both massive enterprise and consumer applications. Now, right now, John, the stock trades on the Nasdaq at about the price of a cup of coffee. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. And John- one more thing- they're up 160% just today

@25YearsAgoLive Maybe I should start a online tax filing company.

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@Damnyoube_ul @SoveyX This is the Pittsburghese version.

@SoveyX 👇

Whateves. No one can pronounce “Worcestershire.” Not even the citizens of Sauce.

@ceneblock_MI @DelusionPosting Agreed. He was good pre TDS.

@DelusionPosting He has the most obnoxious thumbnails and relatively mild content. His content wasn't that bad before he went full political commentator.

@Ethan_is_online Combo comes with a USB-Coke and 32 fries, with an option to sub Apple Chips.

I've plotted the most expensive McDonald's burger and the least expensive MacBook over time. This analysis projects that the most expensive burger will be more expensive than the cheapest laptop as soon as 2081

@jakkuh_t I'm just shattered for your loss

good afternoon

@cravelight @RacingTerritory Bald joke ftw

@RacingTerritory Logano is showing more skin these days... bet his numbers go up.

The most followed NASCAR National Series drivers on Instagram: 2.3M- Toni Breidinger 1.7M- Hailie Deegan 1.6M- Cleetus McFarland 1.6M- Frankie Muniz 567K- Bubba Wallace 510K- Chase Elliott 458K- Kyle Busch 406K- Kyle Larson 351K- Joey Logano

@Rainmaker1973 This is made by the same company that mahe the moon walk spacesuits. ILC Dover

A smart inflatable shield for subway systems

@Janet_sm145 The seniors she's hanging with.

The new generation is cooked🤣🤣

@NUCLRGOLF This has I bought a home in a flood zone but blame climate change vibes.

🏡🏌️Do you agree with this sign? 🪧 (Via: 747WakeTurbulance/Reddit)

@4_frenz @NASCAR @EmperorLemon Yes, a great video. Everyone who's a fan should watch it.

@NASCAR Amazing video on him that got me into NASCAR in the first place by @EmperorLemon youtu.be/IxTAJNifDAI

On this day in 2001, the NASCAR community lost a legend. We remember Dale Earnhardt on the 25th anniversary of his passing.

This was my JFK moment. I was at the bowling alley watching after my league finished. I was angry he crashed and lost, so I immediately left for home. Found out later when it was on the news. Devastated my childhood sports hero was gone, I cried. Miss you Dale. #3

@eastdakota I found me

Up for a little game of “where’s Matthew”?

Leave it to the Italians to put a gentleman's sausage into the olympic track design.

@ChShersh Gotta add [first, second, third, ..., thirty-first] to this too.

I've just seen the worst enum in my life