
Matthew Morgan
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once i tried to fermi estimate the total amount of semen spilled to my image and came up with about a bathtub volume worth

Coffee meeting in the Big City. I suggested a nice place in a quiet neighborhood. But she wanted to meet in the center of Piss/Shit/Cumzville. She must be new around here🤷♂️



Again, I don’t wanna go all populist on you, but the idea that the private property you own is actually a commons that belongs to everybody and so you should have to pay taxes for the right to occupy it would be news to like 98% of all American homeowners. I’m just telling you that basically nobody thinks of their property that way, that, in fact, the American people have an alternative conception of private property.

Sam Altman has admitted he is on a waitlist for a procedure that would digitize his brain. The procedure would kill him. He considers this an acceptable trade for digital immortality. This is the person making decisions about the future of artificial intelligence for hundreds of millions of users. A man who views ending his own biological life as a reasonable step toward uploading his consciousness to the cloud. These are not the priorities of a stable leader.



No it won’t. It actually locks in permanent enforcement measures (border security, mandatory E-verify, and ends catch and release for asylum seekers). None of these are currently codified in law, and until they are, they can keep being changed by the Executive. And therefore border and enforcement policy will keep changing whenever the White House changes. Participants in Dignity Program (not Amnesty) cannot become citizens and therefore cannot vote. The bill actually increases penalties for any illegal or non-citizen caught voting or attempting to vote, as well as for attempted border re-crossers, child sex traffickers, etc.


she won’t let me “set up a webcam so Claude can watch”

Rep. Mike Lawler and Rep. Maria Salazar both fail to follow the Constitution even half the time, and both support ILLEGAL AMNESTY. The Freedom Index is the best snapshot on how reliable an elected official is in doing their job. How well does your congressman vote?

NEW: Man completely loses his mind after a food delivery robot asked him to press the cross walk button for it


日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸僕は本物の銃を見たことがありません。アニメや映画でしか見たことがありません。アメリカ人は本物の銃を見たことがあるんですか?それは普通のことなんですか?🤔

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has vacated contempt-of-Congress charges against ex-Trump advisor Steve Bannon. abcnews.link/ajr4RmB

There is something catastrophically wrong with Americas vet business. I sat for 3 hours yesterday with our 11 year old dog. Test after test. I kept signing financial agreement papers, desperate to find an answer to what’s wrong. Every step of the way, a thorough explanation of the need to do xyz. Always with the sentence at the end “that runs $____” Sign this. By the end of the 3 hours, my choices were pay $5000 to admit her for the rest of the afternoon or put her down. I couldn’t think straight. I walked in with her hours prior thinking she just had some little bug that would be simple to resolve. I can’t stop thinking about how many people would have to choose option 2, because $5000 out of left field isn’t possible to pay. I also can’t believe that I was forced to sit and watch a 14 min vaccine commercial reel on repeat for 3 hours while I contemplated our devastating circumstances. This can’t be the norm. If you have a prayer, I humbly ask if you’d lift our family up this Easter Sunday.





