Matthew Plant

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Matthew Plant

Matthew Plant

@MatthewPlant05

Born in the capital and living in God's Own Country. ⚜️

Yorkshire Katılım Eylül 2021
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Matthew Plant
Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
@barbourtwat starting to regret not going pinstripe when i got my new suit a fortnight ago
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Charlie@barbourtwat·
New suit 💕
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James 🇬🇧 👑
James 🇬🇧 👑@TypeForVictory·
Over the last few weeks I've had time for introspection, and the arguments of @holysmoke and the hardworking catholic voices on twitter have won me over. I jumped on a flight yesterday evening, crossed the Tiber, and greeted a beautiful morning from St Peter's. Long live Rome!
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
@joolsd What I love is that the Royal Navy has four SSBN submarines. One of which is always deployed so the wives of the captains would quite easily be able to find out if their husband has cheated or not.
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joolsd@joolsd·
sorry how do you try to shag two separate nuclear submarine commanders while your husband is a chinese spy and it somehow is not connected
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Brian Spuzuki@BrianSpanner1·
‘What’s the matter, sailor? You never seen a Labour MP take a shower before?’
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
@OnTheWoolsack The Royal Navy went down hill when "our wives and sweethearts (may they never meet!)" was replaced with "our families".
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nobody
nobody@onlyme098765·
🚨🚨🚨 Turns out it was labour mp Joani Reed who was arrested trying to gain access to Faslane naval base last month👀. She was dragged away whilst singing ‘All the nice girls love a sailor’. A half bottle of Buckfast was confiscated
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
@simonharley George VI's full dress kit is on display outside the Senior Gunroom at BRNC. It's very snazzy but as an order of dress I doubt it's appropriate to bring back in 2026!
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Simon Harley@simonharley·
The Ministry of Defence has announced that the Royal Navy will no longer be known as ‘the Andrew’ and will henceforth be known as ‘the George’. The King has graciously signified his consent.
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Hello, This is Ivan
Hello, This is Ivan@hellothisisivan·
I don’t think there’s a single more pleasing moment in history than when Carly Simon sings “Like heaven above me, the spy who loved me” Biggest FUCK YEAH ever.
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
Aristomaxxing for a late lunch with an extremely posh mate and his parents in town. It isn't a LARP I promise.
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
There are worse views for a Monday morning...
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
A beautiful view of Lindisfarne Castle and the Holy Island from the train up to Edinburgh. A reminder to always sit on the right side of the train when travelling north of Darlington.
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Matthew Plant@MatthewPlant05·
Best. Parking space. Ever.
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