Matthew Samuel

@TMZ Where you at @JesseKellyDC

Lindsey Graham lives it up at Disney World during the partial government shutdown! Take a look: tmz.me/Qr2Dqzn

@NickWatts @J_Swish24 this is unbelievable swish

ウィスコンシン・バジャーズこそ、日本のホッケーチームだ！日本の神々もバジャーズに微笑みかけ、Spotted Cowビールに祝福を与えている！オン・ウィスコンシン！

Hey @J_Swish24, @Brewers opening day, you having one? I’d do terrible things to get a Spotted Cow up here in Wyoming

@J_Swish24 @UNDmhockey Swish do I need to make the 40 minute drive down to Lovechin Colorado and catch a Denver game?

LFG fellas!! @UNDmhockey -93.1

@nickwatts @TheRoyalSerf this is a disaster for them

Average Americans encountering ICE for the first time and realizing that the agents are just normal people is the absolute worst possible nightmare for democrats

@adamscochran @CommunityNotes lol

ICE did this to 2 American’s just months ago.

@NathanMacWinnon That’s baseball

Get shelled all night and bailed out by your goalie. Dallas hockey baby!!!!

@NHL_On_TNT Never go chin over shin

The panel is aligned... the Nathan MacKinnon net-crash resulting in a major penalty might've been a bit extreme 👀

@Oilfield_Rando Afghani real estate moguls 😂

Um. Did we resettle Afghan drug lords in Pennsylvania?

@BuffaloSabres @1LECOM Chin tucked @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

Now this is certainly a look we’ve never seen before. 🤣 #LetsGoBuffalo | @1LECOM

@MattWalshBlog Deported?

This is infuriating. How is an illegal immigrant not automatically deported after one charge? But 40? We are sacrificing American lives for the sake of coddling the most depraved, useless dirtbags on the planet. Outrageous. Grotesque.

@heatdaddy69420 Nicely put Gucci

At this rate we’re gonna have to treat the media like people magazine at the checkout of a grocery store. You see it, the headline is some dumb shit like Jennifer Lopez arguing with Bruno mars on a boat, and you walk right by it and forget about it. You know why most of us are trained to ignore tabloids at the grocery store? Because they’re just a bunch of bullshit and dumb as hell. That’s what’s happening to media on our timelines now. Just constant bullshit. Fake outrage, rage bait, virtue signaling BS. You know it’s bad when I’m saying stuff like this. I eat lunchables in my bed on a regular basis. Everything is so dramatized now to get everyone fired up. I honestly think China is involved in it somehow. Idk how. But anyways the spending time mad to happy ratio is completely out of whack these days. We gotta be happier. We almost have to be gayer at this point. I went to a gay Halloween pregame party with my sister and it was unreal. Those guys can party so hard. Figuratively not literally. Maybe literally too

@redsteeze Why doesn’t anyone ask Steve Kerr why he named his son Nick @heatdaddy69420

Journalists do not understand that hockey players are not like Steve Kerr. They absolutely shun personal spotlights and making a scene about themselves.

@redsteeze Imagine being a grown man and being ok with being called “Izzy” lmao

This is Dan. He has like 200 followers, ok, cool, and he just made the most accurate statement about the Democratic Party in recent memory than any big follower new Substack account.

Get married to a stay at home mom, boom, standard deduction skyrockets and tax bracket lowers. Have wife start an LLC and teach a few yoga classes or some other BS business, boom, you can buy a new SUV and deduct the entire cost under Sec 179. Have kids, boom, EITC…

megan keller absolute beauty

Dylan Larkin having a beer on Air Force One is all time 📸 Chris Chelios via IG

just bought this to wear to the San Jose sharks game I’m going to next month

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Time for a new story to be written. Today at 8:10 a.m. ET on NBC and Peacock. #WinterOlympics