Matty

Department of Justice, Washington DC

We make about £35bn from Road Tax and Fuel duty. The average council allocated budget per pothole is £160 including labour & materials. If we increase it to £250 to do a "better job" with the estimated 11.5m potholes in the UK that would be £2.88bn.....

@IKop96 @StaffordScouse Wait, are you not Robbie Fowler?

@StaffordScouse @Matty141019 Thought this was actually Robbie Fowler for a sec until I saw this reply 🤣🤣 horrific performance worst yet .

Anyone who booed is a fucking sausage.

@Matty141019 Yer Ma loves me big sausage

@bono1712 Can you imagine that type of performance against PSG if we get through though 🤢

@Matty141019 Wednesday will be key... will it be a typical European night at Anfield the crowd an players on it from the start or a drab, flat atmosphere matchin the turgid shite on it...Massive Wednesday absolute fuckin massive

Worse than the results, he’s killed the enjoyment and atmosphere within that ground. Get fucking rid.

Hikes tariffs up then comes crawling back a year later asking for naval support because none of his military advisors told him what the Straight of Hormuz is.

Not even two months since he last wanted to annex Danish territory and claimed European soldiers “stayed a little back” while dying in America’s last two wars, Donald Trump now asks Europeans to come fight to reopen the strait his war, the one he claims he won, has closed.

"Your attack on Iran is working. No one is talking about you raping children."

@lghooperltd @NeilMcCoyWard You don’t know any self employed people then and just made this up like a numpty

@NeilMcCoyWard Lots of people I know who are self employed are now not bothered about earning over £30k because of this

🚨 HMRC just turned 1 tax return into 5+ filings a year… and they’ve barely told anyone. Quarterly updates, paid software, huge fines if you miss a step — some couples are staring at 9–19 submissions. And the joke is: they can’t balance their own books… but they’ll fine you for getting yours wrong...

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s photo placed in Louvre by activists

Activists hung a framed photo of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor leaving the police station after his arrest inside the Louvre.

Goal for Liverpool. Mac Allister.

Rio was superb there ✊

@SimonDanczuk Going on holiday and having a car is a little different to texting underage girls old chap

Gorton & Denton Green candidate: “Do as I say, not as I do.” Two homes, petrol car, loads of flights, doesn’t really care about the environment. Her hypocrisy stinks, not fit to be an MP. #GortonDentonByElection dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Sick to death of this cunt lecturing us about hard work. When he was an MEP he was 748th out of 751 for attendance, attended 1 out 42 meetings when he was on the EU fisheries committee, has one of the lowest attendance records in Parliament, and never shows up in his constituency

Arsenal's 58 points is the fewest the Premier League leaders have had after 27 games since Leicester in 2015-16 (56)

John Lennon: “Working class people around the world have no innate desire to go to war with each other. They have to be conned into it by the sociopaths who will profit from it.” #JohnLennon #War #Peace