Matt Hayes

@WoodthorpePark Sure it's nothing to do with who the chairman is 👀

🍊 CLUB STATEMENT 🍊

Spurs are supposed to be playing at the highest level of world football and I've played in Sunday sides with more organisation - on and off the pitch

Stranger Things is one of the best series ever but having a stage play that's integral to the plot, that millions of people won't see, is absolute insanity.

People moaning about a digital ID like they don't sign up to things with their email address, use biometrics to log into apps and use face ID to get into their phone

Someone needs to study Ace Hood's fall off

@BritishGasHelp does your app actually ever work?

Hostage is a bit good, init?

The most Spursy transfer window in recent times. Fumbled "nailed on deals" for both MGW and now Eze 🤦‍♂️

@mirelco @Meta @facebook @metaai @MetaNewsroom 🙋🙋🙋🙋

If you’ve been locked out of Facebook because of 2FA issues — like switching phones — and Meta support has wasted your time, reply to this. Simple mistakes shouldn’t cost access — or this much time & stress @Meta @facebook @MetaAI @MetaNewsroom #FacebookLockout #MetaSupportFail

Ronnie Wood, Rod Stewart and Lulu on the stage at the same time will go down as one of the greatest Glasto moments of all time

Kae Tempest take a bow 🔥🔥

Can anyone enlighten me as to what @BustaRhymes is holding on this album cover? It's bugged me for 15 years.

Tha Carter 6 is not it 🗑️

We could beat Bodo Glimt and win the Europa League final 7-0 and I still don't want Ange. It's giving England in the Euro vibes where I won't be able to celebrate winning because we deserve fuck all

How I rank @50cent's albums: Get Rich or Die Tryin' The Massacre Animal Ambition Curtis Before I Self Destruct

Illmatic was released 31 years ago this month and it's still one of the strongest hip-hop albums of all time

Red Bull are savage 😂😂😂

Hip-hop is that bad at the minute, I've started going back and listening to 90s artists rather than new albums. Nas, Biggie, Pac, Pun, Wu Tang, DMX, Mobb Deep Now we have Playboi Carti and that new Drake 💩 dominating the charts

The Carabao Cup is normally seen as a throwaway cup but Newcastle have brought meaning to it 🙌

Biggie > Pac