Matt

@duff_girl_ohyea 😂😂

@MattysGrove He can fuck all the fucking way off. Absolutely not. Never. Ever.

“Dee, can you go out and grab more firewood?” *goes outside* No

@duff_girl_ohyea One of us! one of us! 🥳🇬🇧

Just finished (and paid for) my application for British citizenship. I’m an immigrant but I came here legally, obey laws, speak the language, don’t preach about how much better my homeland is, and have integrated nicely. Pretty please can I have it? 🥺

@Grocernumber01 @LucyTCWife Cooked it with a hair dryer

@LucyTCWife Apart from the uncooked bacon lass....

Brunch anyone? My husband hit the jackpot when he married me 👀😂😂

@duff_girl_ohyea 😂

@MattysGrove Oh god no, I’m not into drugs! Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not 😆

I am 38 years old. I am going out with work colleagues tomorrow that are mostly in their 20’s. I am already hungover thinking about it.

@duff_girl_ohyea Dinner inspirations a nice Lancashire hotpot with fresh baguette and butter

I need some dinner inspiration, come at me. *no curry of any kind *no coriander *no coconut Go.

@duff_girl_ohyea You're still using pillows? I've been sleeping in the back garden on a pile of rubble getting used to the idea of WW3. At least our food choices won't really change much since we've been eating the same since WW2 😅

Technological frustration

@duff_girl_ohyea Still the right side of 40 🙌🏻 happy birthday 🎈🥳

My work Christmas party was last night and I turned 38 at midnight. I wake up today, officially in my late thirties, hungover af and wishing I was dead.

@jk_rowling Looks like he's cut someone's face off and wearing it as a mask. Texas chainsaw massacre

‘Coming out for coffee with friends.’ The reflection of the empty table.

@duff_girl_ohyea 😂

@MattysGrove Get to fuck

Unpopular opinion: fresh mango is fucking rank. It tastes like perfume and it’s awful.

@duff_girl_ohyea Soft and curvy but puts in some effort 🙌🏻

@MattysGrove Pick 1!

Men, settle something for me: which type of thighs do you prefer on a woman?

@duff_girl_ohyea Toned or soft and curvy 👌🏻

@MattysGrove Excellent answer 😆 so I suppose it’s not the thin/slim one then!

@duff_girl_ohyea I'm 38 on Saturday and I'm off work with conjunctivitis, haven't had it since I was a kid. I'm ready for the retirement home 🙂

Someone at work said they thought I was 33/34. It’s only a few years younger than my actual age but I’ll take it.

@Kaching100 @Megatron_ron He wants to stand behind the US army 🪖 shouting "c'mon then Putin you want some!?" But way in the back

@Megatron_ron What are the American guarantees the UK hopes to receive?

JUST IN: 🇬🇧 British PM Starmer announced that the UK would deploy troops to Ukraine: "The only response to Putin is force. We will deploy our forces in Ukraine provided we receive American guarantees. We were 3 years late in responding to the Russian invasion of Ukraine."

Keith Lee left his UK viewers disappointed after not enjoying Spud Bros’ food He was served a baked potato topped with beans, cheese, and tuna

@JasonManford Oi Mandy Dingle

@duff_girl_ohyea It's the same with the lip thing they do now pumping your face full of shit to look like a blow up doll lol looks horrible

@MattysGrove Yes it’s an advertisement for having work done lol, that’s the point. But I think it looks terrible!

I keep getting this ad on Facebook and I’m genuinely wondering if (straight) men find this attractive? I think it’s over the top and grotesque but maybe you feel differently? 🤔