David Brown

@anon_opin Justin is a miserable twat!

I don't know about that Justin bloke but Mr Tumble definitely has pampas grass on his front lawn.

@skeleton_juice @anon_opin He agreed and promised not to do it again!

@MavisBrown @anon_opin tell that to robert fripp

A Telecaster with humbuckers is not a Telecaster.

@anon_opin What about Crocs?

Nobody needs more than 4 pairs of shoes : casual, formal, hiking, and wellies.

@LeighFrancis With those hats on you look like Mick Hucknall!!😂

I’ve designed some hats! Leigh Francis x @mistermillerhats will be available to preorder extremely soon.

There's no good reason why Freddie Mercury should have done gigs without a shirt. Same with Bon Scott and that little fellow from Def Leppard. If you're a man and you're in public, you should be wearing a shirt, or a tee-shirt, or at least a vest.

@anon_opin Actually a 50/50 mix with Bran Flakes is better, I premix two boxes in a plastic container to make it easier to serve.

Kellog's Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes are too sweet for grown up breakfasts. A 50/50 mix with regular Corn Flakes provides the perfect sweetness to crunch ratio for a satisfying breakfast.

@thegobbledegook Who keeps voting for the old misogynist moron? I can’t understand how he gets back in

I wish I were shocked by this… my MP has just said that women with young children will be too preoccupied to do important jobs. I think this is emblematic of the remaining parliamentary Tory Party - extremist right wing views and horrible, horrible old-fashioned misogyny.

@fesshole Actually, the correct method is to pour the garlicky butter onto chips…

When I cook chicken kievs for the family, I always pour the source that has leaked out onto my kiev and no one else's.

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@RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp Why can’t your postman slide letters through the door? He seems to delight in screwing them up? It’s only of the postmen that does this…

Here’s the Oxfam #Pride 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ video the Gender Critical movement got removed. Please don’t share. twitter.com/munchl4xx/stat…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CpBTqwRoOJE/…

Let’s get this living room finished!! Yay woodchip wallpaper needs stripping!! #kycu #houserenovation #decorating instagram.com/p/Co1yKDEIzam/…

Happy Dry January everyone! #jura #whisky #kycu#dryjanuary instagram.com/p/CnKjQpmKg8H/…

Some from yesterday morning and in the pub for @matalan._.0 birthday and then a somewhat wet dog walk this morning!! #moonset #wet #tuckton #kycu #dog #cockerspaniel instagram.com/p/CnHJ-1AoVnU/…

Happy Birthday to my favourite child!! We haven’t changed a bit! #happybirthday #kycu instagram.com/p/CnEIbOXIGRK/…

Lego Star Wars advent calendar day 24 - so that’s it for another year! Merry Christmas everyone!! 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻😀😀🥳 #merrychristmas #legostarwars #legostarwarsadventcalendar #kycu instagram.com/p/Cmi1c4Eognr/…

Lego Star Wars advent calendar day 23 - It’s GOnK Santa!! I know him!! #legostarwars #legostarwarsadventcalendar #kycu #gnkdroid instagram.com/p/CmgJQXroZVI/…

Lego Star Wars advent calendar day 22 - Watch out! Watch out! There’s a wampa about!! #kycu #legostarwars #legostarwarsadventcalendar #wampa #watchoutwatchouttheresahumphreyabout instagram.com/p/CmdhpuRoG1L/…