Max Cizauskas

@cioontherun Mr. Clean Magic Eraser

What are people using to clean their sneakers??

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@hakluke "Right" is a matter of perspective. Figure out what is right for the business unit to align with their goals and most barriers go away

For those who have been in the cybersecurity game for a while now - what advice would you give your younger self, in a single tweet?

@PhilJamesson dear Phil, I sincerely thank you for your humourous 2022 videos. You've really trapped into the zeitgeist of this platform. Now, if you could please in detail explain every single one of your jokes, I think that would be great content 🥸

@0xabad1dea If only precedent worked that way 🏞️

from now on I’m going to assume that every man who tries to bully random teenage girls online is within 24 hours of being arrested on horrifying charges

@SkinnerPm It's going to be a white Christmas the day after tomorrow

Well, let’s just look out the window. I’m sure it’s fine.

@Ms_laffsalot @EmbryEthan Nope, that's not making fun of a child. Find another strawman argument to clutch your pearls at

@EmbryEthan Wow. A guy on Twitter is making fun of a child. To prove a point? Not a good look.

@robertgraham To fully infosec this bad boy there should be equations in the background for risk tolerance and acceptable loss that inform the design decisions. I do like how you lay out the CISO mission statement of accomplishing business objectives balancing out many factors for success

We can't get back to the moon without dramatic improvements in safety. A 90% survival rate isn't enough. But we can't get back to the moon without a dramatic reduction in costs. The $500million Shuttle/SLS/Artemis engines are 10x more expensive than they should be.

🧵 NASA's Artemis mission is now complete, with the Orion capsule successfully going around the moon and splashing down in the ocean today. I thought I'd call attention to analogies with infosec.

@marypatriott @RepDeanPhillips What effective treatment are you referring to? Ivermectin? Bleach? Hydroxychloroquine? The healing power of crystals or something a podcast host on an alternative news channel is hawking?

@RepDeanPhillips Dear Rep. Phillips: Dr. Anthony Fauci killed thousandS of people by lying about effective treatments, suppressing the truth & foisting a killer experimental vax on a nation. As your constituent I am dumbfounded to see you lying to us. You sh/b not only ashamed but impeached #tcot

It’s America. You can select any pronouns you damn well please. But Anthony Fauci has likely saved more human lives than any living person in the world. Shame on you.

@SunnyBorders ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

💀💀💀 #pronouns #GenZ #HunterBidensLaptop

@OlsoninMontana ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Daaang. This feels like a very scorched earth tactic to me

@SincerelyVeeVee Point taken. Some of those are more subjective in nature, like emergency and inflation. I'm not aware of any definition change to vaccination though, just perception of what the anticipated effects are

@SincerelyVeeVee Well hermaphrodite has existed since ancient Greece and we've been assisting gender since it's been medical feasible for those we now call intersexed. Transgender has been a term since the 1970s and cisgendered as a contrast was added in the 1990s. 30 years...

@SincerelyVeeVee Who decide what words mean? Whoever is in power of dictionaries and education. That is silly, but not so dangerous. Criminal conspiracy: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspirac… Terrorism: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism Let's not get silly over the obvious stuff

@SincerelyVeeVee Also, I don't know what a TERF is, but cis as in cisgendered? That's upsetting to you?

@SincerelyVeeVee How do you feel about criminal conspiracy, or terrorism? Those are also just free speech until they unfold. We reduce that with hate speech laws

@SincerelyVeeVee We punish hate speech... Is that what you think you need to protect? People not allowed to incite violence through speech in the USA either. Maybe your speech isn't as free as you think it is?

@SincerelyVeeVee Mutilation is the loaded word. If your premise is that children can't consent, you are categorically wrong. Children have to provide consent for all kinds of things. Here's a search result for children needing to provide consent: ontario.cmha.ca/documents/unde…

@SincerelyVeeVee So mutilation is age dependent? That's not the way it's defined, that's you creating a custom definition for polarization. Also, you're the one implying all sorts of children are being castrated by these cults of leftist zealots. Completely unsubstantiated