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.@BlueJays IF I HAVE TO WATCH BRENDON LITTLE THROW ONE MORE PITCH IN A BLUE JAYS UNIFORM I WILL TAKE EVERY PILL IN MY MEDICINE CABINET AND DRIVE MY CAR OFF A BRIDGE @MarkJCarney FIX IT NOW SAVE OUR COUNTRY

Love meeting a friend’s boyfriend after they’ve hyped them up for months only to find out they’re just some guy named Max

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type of turbulence where you look around and you’re like yeah this looks like a group of people who would die on a plane

Father Stretch My Hands x George Springer Game-Winning Home Run

have you considered the toronto blue jays

@TheReal_Tygerr @BoltUpYo @chargers

@BoltUpYo @chargers @MaxSleeze

Will Justin Herbert have his first All-Pro WR in 2025?

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not

Not a bit

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

going to the movies fucking rules one of the great things in life go as often as you can

@TheReal_Tygerr @TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump @POTUS45 hell yeah cheers brother

@TrumpDailyPosts I repeat! Suck my dick @realDonaldTrump @POTUS45 fuck the 51st state

I’ll be calling our GREAT American Hockey Team this morning to spur them on towards victory tonight against Canada, which with FAR LOWER TAXES AND MUCH STRONGER SECURITY, will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished, and very important, Fifty First State. I will be speaking before the Governors tonight in D.C., and will sadly, therefore, be unable to attend. But we will all be watching, and if Governor Trudeau would like to join us, he would be most welcome. Good luck to everybody, and have a GREAT game tonight. So exciting! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Donald Trump Truth Social Post 08:21 AM EST 02/20/25

saying “allen iverson?” really loudly when people mention AI

real movie heads know how long the trailers run for at their local theater this is a law for the weak

people should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

are you a real moviehead if you don’t see some shit you know is probably gonna be mid just out of pure love of the game

hm. joke didnt land. now i have a bonus challenge, show everyone im normal about a joke not landing

Imagine your favorite team not winning the 2024 NBA title? Couldn't be me