Matt Toly

@TheKevinDalton Methamphetamines

What causes Gavin Newsom to move like this?

@catturd2 This tech is already in play. I was being carjacked and the guy fired twice, second bullet was in my headrest. He was walking up on the car with the gun aimed right at me and in my panic touched accelerator at same time as my button for drive. Car won't engage above idle

Dumbest idea in history - I'll never buy a car with this BS in it.

@SaltyGoat17 The coolest

Everyone cool with this?

@CAgovernor But SoCal is a sacrifice zone for Mexico's sewage. You're just garbage, you need to go away

California's ocean is not a sacrifice zone for Big Oil. With Donald Trump plotting to sell off our beaches to his fossil fuel industry donors, we're celebrating California Ocean Day by reaffirming our commitment to protect every inch of it.

@RachieRach429 I'm here

If you live in my area and want to hook up with a very horny freckled middle aged stoner lady let me know. I have a friend.

@Ikennect Ha, if someone wasn't a murderer, they might become after enough time with her

She said she would rather date a murderer over a Trump supporter. I don't see that becoming a problem for her. Do you?

@RepBrandonGill Why wouldn't they just have built it in Somalia

If Somalis “built the economy,” why are 80% still on welfare after 10 years?

@matthewdmarsden Aren't the same people saying it's staged the ones it's going to happen any day

I am thinking of blocking every person who says the shooting last night was staged. There is no reasoning with these people.

@innoutburger_ Flying Dutchman w/grilled onion wrap

60g of protein. ABSOLUTE GAINZ

@SaltyGoat17 Has been for a long time

Anyone disagree?

@paulsaladinomd I get flying Dutchman w/grilled onion wrap. As I'm typing this I'm realizing the onions must be grilled in seed oil also, geez

Best & worst at In-N-Out…

@alphafox If the trailer had any weight in it, the entirety of its range would be spent making this video

Yet another reason to own a Tesla: 🙌

@Thevictoria76 If you're really married, divorce is never on your list of solutions

What do you think? 🤔💭 She’s speaking facts sometimes people think it’s easy until they’re in it themselves.

@HistorianUSA1 It's called a NO's ring for a reason

This 34-year-old leftist with a septum ring wants to know why she has never met a good man and asks “why you all suck so much?” Ma’am, if you’ve gone 34 years without meeting a single decent guy in any capacity, the common denominator is you. You were probably taught to hate men from the public education system your whole life, and it clearly worked. Add in that septum ring screaming “I make terrible life decisions,” and it’s no surprise your radar for good men is completely broken. The men aren’t the issue here. Your choices, attitude, and victim mentality are. Maybe try fixing yourself instead of demanding the world explain why you’re still single and bitter.

@joeroganhq I was living here when he was so proud they weren't going to prosecute criminals. Everyone is knew was like no way. Then he got elected by governor, it's been garbage ever since

Elon Musk: "Gavin Newsom is a goddamn joker. He is like from The Batman Dark Knight, the joker is in charge of Gotham, when he took over the city, basically the criminals roam free. That's California."

@AntiLeftMemes I believe we should all quit paying California taxes and expect refunds from the unbelievable fraud California and Blabbin Nuisance have been allowing for years.

@AntiLeftMemes I have lived in California since the 70's and I clearly remember Nuisance being proud of the fact his new AG in SF want going to punish crime. Could not even believe he was elected governor after what he did in SF. Now he's done the whole state.

@poorcope AND FRAUD!

@SULLY10X Monica's killing it

Monica Bellucci, 61 years old, 140 lbs. Exercise and a Mediterranean style diet. Demi Moore, 63 years old, 90 lbs. Vegan diet.

@BlossomFiora Body weight is everything in this situation.

This is confusing… more muscle but less power?