Noah Vale

@badBERTHA @EricIdle Fewer

@EricIdle He’s a disgusting toad of a man - he has no redeeming features and after he’s created as much chaos and misery as he can muster - he’ll skulk off … The world needs less of these toads 🐸

Asshole of the year.

Lord Sugar: 'Don't piss me off...' An unintended dish of sour 'n' sweet ?

We don't need 'comedy judges' in this competition. I rather favour a sinister masked character with a comedy cattle prod in order to instil a frisson of jeopardy #greatbritishmenu

@PaulCAAtkinson A great chef and natural presenter wasted. Wouldn't mind his salary though

Two episodes in & I'm wondering what Matt is actually bringing to the show. He barely speaks during the skills test. Marcus & Monica could comfortably do this on their own. #mastercheftheprofessionals #MasterChef

@KFY03011975 'cos BBC don't realise the concept of having Michelin star chefs sitting back and passing comment while wannabe YouTubers take the stage. Pathetic

Why have Masterchef got these past contestants to do a skills test when they have 3 fkin chefs judging? #masterchef

@damo_war Absolutely

They don't need a guest to do the skills test. Marcus and Monica were great to watch. Too many chefs spoil the bro... adcast. #MasterChef

@shelfboy1 Well said

Please let Monica and Marcus do the skills test, rather than these condescending influencer wannabees #masterchef

@amilleraz0 170 FFS

Who knows this??

@Socket1Sophie @dontbrexitfixit Yes

Agree?

@GBNEWS I prefer disregarding the vulgarties of New Year's Eve and concentrating on the sublime New Year's Day concert in Vienna

BBC Hootenanny 'woke' fury erupts as fans 'switch off' Jools Holland show over 'dreadful' line-up: 'Same old BBC approved WOKE celebs!' gbnews.com/celebrity/bbc-…

@IanAdam95217340 @GBNEWS Well said

@GBNEWS Watching Jools Holland’s Hootenanny was like being trapped at someone else’s New Year party, listening to his mates, his tastes and his idea of culture while pretending it’s midnight - curated virtue signalling on repeat.

@2000Jcc1 @GBNEWS I think it should be 'arseholes' although the prevalent thinking appears to be 'assholes'

@GBNEWS Imagine having on the unfunny jobess vile Nish Kumar and unfunny grifting "Reparations" Lenny Henry on same table and pretending the BBC is not bias. A room full of blue hair , dei and woke arse holes . #Hootenanny

@GrahamC68 @GBNEWS Och aye !

@GBNEWS Bring back "The White Heather Club" - Jimmy Shand and his Band, Andy Stewart, Moira Anderson, etc. Ronan was on the other channel with a couple of his ex-mates, who had clearly forgotten the words and dance steps from before they were grandfathers.

Has Andi Oliver lost a heck of a lot of weight ?#saturdaykitchen

@IsabelOakeshott And there was me thinking it was Kevin and Wayne from Northampton

I don’t know who is behind the latest monstrous attack on innocent people but I do know that airport style security at stations is a ridiculous idea. Here’s a radical suggestion to improve national security -how about controlling our borders?

@StephenC3457 @SandyofSuffolk Good joke - pity about the spelling

When Keir Starmer is addressing Kemi Badenoch, he should refer to her as The Right Honourable Lady, surely? He's just a rude, disrespectful oaf.

@heloiseparaclet @OyvayM @LizKershawDJ @AngelaRayner Heloise, never a truer word spoken

@OyvayM @LizKershawDJ @AngelaRayner Arsing it up by being deceitful, hypocritical & genuinely as thick as mince. We’ve had enough of Rayner’s brand of gobby ignorance. Imbeciles like her who lack intelligence & the attendant self awareness are two a penny. Time for subtlety, intelligence, wisdom & moral integrity.

I'm sick of @AngelaRayner being hailed patronisingly by champagne socialists as a token female working class role model. And now as an innocent victim of prejudice. I spent 35 years on the BBC working to prove that being a northern woman doesn't mean you are uneducated or thick. And then along came Ange with her lack of education, 22 letter alphabet and a teen pregnancy.

@jocolo Sorry, my typo. Nevertheless I stand by my comment.

@Maxxer1 Isn’t it Brydon?

Sorry, I love Rob Bryden but he must have been paid a shedload to host this shower of shite. It's a poor attempt to latch onto the success of the much-overrated Traitors. Absolutely dire and the constant BBC trails are beyond annoying. #destination x

@JordanSearleUXD Nice one

Watching final #masterchef series to take notes on how not to act around middle class women of a certain age