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@kenyasgossips Kila mtu anajua kitu ilimleta Nairobi

A Kenyan boy whose emotional wish to visit Dubai went viral after his mother, Maria Nyambane, shared a video comforting him. The video eventually reached Dubai Crown Prince Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum, who was moved by the boy's sincerity. In a heartwarming response, he sent a personal message inviting the boy and his family to visit Dubai as his guests.

@2njerii Wamengoja ferry ama?

😭😭😭😭fucking shit

@TheNairobiTimez The woman was already frustrated with something before the issue being raised. Making it about politics just because someone took the opportunity to record won't undo the damage. Ruto is the President! But the late Baba was never an option. Suck it up and wake up to vote.

A tense moment was witnessed inside a public service vehicle after a driver made a politically charged remark referencing the role of Kikuyu voters in the election of William Ruto during the 2022 Kenyan General Election. According to passengers, the driver stated in Swahili, “Ni Wakikuyu waliweka Kasongo kwa kiti”. The comment, however, did not sit well with one commuter, who reacted angrily, leading to a heated exchange inside the matatu. VIDEO 📽️👇

Man electrocuted while connecting illegal power connection

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂

@KoinangeJeff @citizentvkenya #JKLive. Funga stage

@Renzybossire @georgediano Thank you Sir. Not just Tyler Perry's..all latest shows/movies trying to program people. They even trying to re-edit previous movies adding scenes that were not in the original scripts.

@georgediano While men are being portrayed as weak, sissies and gay the women in the shows are the bosses and portrayed as strong. Never understood that logic, a reason I stopped watched anything from Tyler perry and majority of black shows

Something feels off with Hollywood. It's like every movies & shows has this homosexuality agenda especially Netflix production & HBO. I haven’t seen a series by Tyler Perry that doesn’t feature a gay scene. And it’s usually men, you rarely see lesbian relationship portrayed.

TRAFFIC POLICE TRAINING IN OTHER COUNTRIES VS BACK HOME 😂😂😂

@DianaMaina18 Giza imekufikia ukiwa wapi hii Kenya?

Kplc 😡, wakati hakuna mvua ndio mnaanua,

@TheNairobiTimez Someone should be behind the vehicle signalling other drivers with some flashlight and a reflective life-saver. But anyway let's continue streaming.

Vindee and his camera man rushed to the scene after capturing an accident on the Nairobi Expressway last night while streaming. Video 👇📽️

@kijanayamwingii Poor English, White skin, glass of water and bn'b is being romantic? Hii syllabus inakimbia Sana🤧. Anywho milayas for milayas. Acha tu nikunywe ginger nilale.

Woman Blames Kenyan Men After Russian Man Exposed Some Kenyan Women's Dark Side.

@ItsJeffreyJeff Alafu nikisema better KC ginger mnanitusi🤧 simps for dust.

Haha.. some bichez are so ungrateful.. This is why i always tell y'all that never do anything to impress these birds!🤣🤣🤣

@cessy_mburu Hii industrial area moja some fool in blue decided to check everything and all he came up with ati steering wheel cover is worn out. He got in the vehicle twende station.. vita Ile ilifuata ilibidi wenzake wamwambie apeleke njaa kwa mamake.

So a traffic cop stops me at Makupa, finds everything is in order from insurance to my DL but goes ahead to say he will charge me for not maintaining my car citing a dent on the rear bumper! 🤦🏿‍♀️

This is seriously the best ad ever made about speeding. I don’t think a single person was indifferent to it.

Land Cruiser took direct hit from RPG-7 and kept moving. Armored Toyota Land Cruiser was struck by an RPG-7 during an ambush in Philippines. The vehicle absorbed the explosion and continued driving away, allowing the mayor to escape unharmed.

Some people don't like to be bothered.

@sholard_mancity @Kimeto017 Why ya'll surprised he had no kids? He didn't owe you any kids. He alone knew why he had no family.

@Kimeto017 He had no wife or children

So today I watched a really disturbing story on Citizen TV about the late Justice David Majanja, and honestly, it left me with questions. Justice Majanja passed away in 2024 and left assets worth over KSh 22 million. He also left a very clear will, everything to his last-born brother, because he trusted him to take care of their ageing parents. Now here’s where it gets ugly. His other sisters and brothers allegedly went to court and got orders stopping the release of the money. Their argument? That if the will is implemented, they’ll be "disadvantaged" because they may not get anything. Meanwhile, the parents are fully okay with the will. They’ve been begging the courts to release the funds. The father is sick with cancer and other complications, and they have no money. Let me ask us honestly: since when did a sibling’s hard-earned wealth become a family entitlement? When did greed start wearing the mask of fairness? If a will is clear and no minors are affected, courts should protect intent, not entertain selfish delays. Justice delayed here is cruelty, not caution. And, let’s teach our children this simple truth: you are not entitled to what your brother or sister builds. So tell me, are these siblings right, or have we normalized injustice in the name of "family"?

@kin_edu @sholard_mancity Could it be the guy forcing his way in might have tried to force issues once inside and maybe the lady was defending herself. "Maybe".

@sholard_mancity The lady is actually pushing him out not to go in and the guy pushed her in akaingia

My people, I’ve just watched the circulating CCTV footage on the final moments of Festus Oromo, and I’m honestly shaken. From what is emerging, the initial story that many people believed may not be accurate. The guy who was accused of killing Festus actually left early & wasn't there It's actually the lady Lilian Moraa, or so, who is seen pulling Festus into the house, and 30 mins later, Festus is thrown off to his death My people, where did our humanity go? Where did the motherly feeling go ? A young man lost his life. A family is in pain. And yet many rushed to create false stories that he was caught with someone's wife, rumours, and character assassination. I truly hope investigators piece together the full truth and that justice takes its rightful course. Justice for Festus Oromo.

@PeterKariukiKE @ray_omollo @WilliamsRuto Powerful act of leadership indeed. Create a problem then solve it for praises.

President William Ruto has waived ID replacement fees for the next 6 months, making it absolutely free for every Kenyan to replace a lost ID. A simple but powerful act of leadership that restores dignity and eases lives. @ray_omollo @WilliamsRuto #KenyaSpeaks

@wa_kulipwa @nduko__ 😅

@nduko__ Water bender

Hii gari hukuwa nani?