Matt

@englandcricket To go from 65-1 and leading by 99 at lunch to an absolute demolition loss by stumps on DAY 2, is some of the worst cricket I have known in my lifetime from England. Especially considering the talent in that batting lineup. They’ll know how bad this is, but my god.

A disappointing start to the series. We're beaten in Perth.

This is going to get ugly for England and we have our established ‘batters’ to thank for it. Total shit from the top and middle order #Ashes2025

@bbctms a once in a generation leader

Ben Stokes is __________ #BBCCricket #Ashes

@BBCNews Feels like the basis of a Black Mirror episode.

'I've banned solo drinkers from my bar' bbc.in/3XoFdcN

@The_Forty_Four @SDWILLIAMS1990

BBC RADIO SCOTLAND LIMBS😍😍😍 “KENNY MCCLEAN, HE’S GOING FOR GOAL… OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo”😂😂😂

@AVFCStatto Almost a disaster

Steven Gerrard was announced as the new Aston Villa manager #OnThisDay in 2021. He would remain in charge for a mere 343 days. Describe his time as Aston Villa manager in three words or less 🗣️⤵️ #AVFC

@VP1897 Top job all

Fan-designed, funded and carried out. We will remember them. #avfc #1897Group #LestWeForget

@JamesMelville The trust between politicians and the general population broke. We trusted them to see us through it, and all we got in return was a massive bill, their mates being awarded millions, restrictions that meant we missed loved ones dieng whilst they partied etc etc.

I was discussing the Covid era with a few friends earlier today and everyone said the same thing - the Covid era broke something. Britain has never been the same since. A combination of the economic fall out & knocking the stuffing out of the national spirit. You can feel it.

@fesshole Fuck off and leave him to his otherwise happy life?

More of a call for advice than a fess: My BF and I are about to move in together, but he has 2 dogs that he calls his "children" and I don't think I can deal with that level of delusion day in and day out. Aside from that, we're perfect together. What do I do?

@SkySportsPL Ruined the genuine last good thing that the footballing schedule actually threw up a year.

@MattWallace888 That community note opening a can of whoop ass on this grifter

This is INSANE!!! The Eyewall of Hurricane Melissa is somehow STILL NEARLY FULLY INTACT even after passing over Jamaica 👀 In my time studying storms, I have never seen behavior quite like this before 🚨 We are reaching the point where the accusations of weather modification are becoming harder and harder to deny ⚠️

@SkySportsPL looking forward to watching Jamie and Micah squirm whilst painting this as a Man City loss, rather than Villa win.

@TRobinsonNewEra We don’t want you anywhere near our football club you daft twat

Who's coming to support Maccabi Tel Aviv at Villa Park on November 6th???

@SDWILLIAMS1990 @HLTCO Absolute gold 😂

@HLTCO @Mcarroll101

The replies to this are an absolute goldmine. 😂

@SDWILLIAMS1990 @FBAwayDays Iconic. “Let’s not take the piss here”

@FBAwayDays @Mcarroll101

“Alexa, show me the greatest post match interview of all time…”

@BBCBreaking @BBCNews No outrage at this guy getting penalised for his ‘free speech’? No?

Man who came to UK on small boat jailed for five years for threatening to kill Reform leader Nigel Farage in TikTok video bbc.in/4q5bSBf

@fesshole So many people mislabel gaslighting, this is actually it.

I have a rule in the house. If my wife or kids leave anything lying around for a few days, I bin it. Of course it's only me who knows about the rule. Always get asked where something is. 'I don't know' is always my answer

@Brunte84 No it’s not. This is a dumb lie and you’re thick if you just swallow it and don’t fact check it

The UK government is set to hand over up to £40 billion in aid as a starter to help rebuild gaza 🤦🏼‍♂️ Yet we are £2.9 trillion in debt 🤨

@RobertJenrick It’s stopped 13 deportations in 45 years.

The ECHR stops us from controlling our borders. It undermines British democracy and puts the rights of foreign criminals ahead of public safety. It's time to leave.  Here's why 🧵

@SDWILLIAMS1990 @awkwardgoogle 😂

@awkwardgoogle @Mcarroll101

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭 x.com/S0UYYA/status/…