Garrett McKellar

@jbillinson "My kid has a birthday in like eleven months" is an all timer.

Impossible to read this anecdote and not think of the Bill Burr bit

@obuchilab I've tried to play many Japanese language rpgs in the past and kanji is my #1 stumbling block. This seems very approachable for people with minimal Japanese language skills.

英語以外も自動翻訳されるようになった！？ 世界中のJRPG好きに届け！　私が今ひとりで作っている、完成時期未定の、絶対に面白いゲームがこれだ。 興味を持ってくれたら嬉しい。ブックマークして、一年後に聞いてください。「もう完成したか？」 #IndieGame #PixelArt

@strawhats I am a great magician...YOUR GLASSES ARE OFF

This scene of Nico Robin is so cute and Funny 😭

この画像、ここ数千年であり得ないレベルの奇跡の産物だと思う かつて流通網が発達していなかった時代に生魚を海辺から内陸へ腐らせることなく運べた限界が、いわゆる「魚尻線」と呼ばれていて、 昔の内陸部からすれば、海から一番遠い場所で魚なんて到底塩漬けか干物が当たり前な訳で、生寿司なんて逆立ちしても拝めない贅沢品だった。 それが今や、物流と冷蔵技術の進化で、内陸部の山中でも新鮮なネタが食べられる。 とんでもないことだなこれ

Beloved contestant eliminated less than an hour ago and we’re doing “who can impress the dumb slut challenge” #fishtanklive

Fuck! The site logged me out of my account as Blane came running down the stairs and I can’t log back in. I keep getting network errors or it just cycles like I didn’t log in at all. God damn it. #fishtanklive

@CamGroves yes. poll froze. refreshed the site. haven't been able to log in. #fishtanklive

Cant log into the tank anyone else have this problem ?#fishtanklive

@theFilter_FTL Advance Wars 1 & 2 Golden Sun & GL: The Lost Age

I have a GBA emulator on my phone what games do you reccomend I'm abusing the tag this ONE time it won't happen again I swear #fishtanklive

@BrittanyXVenti the program got DOGE'd

Remember when streamers would get crazy donations like 50k? Don’t see much of that anymore.

@King_of_Bugs04 "Can we call the bag shull bit?" .....No. "How about horse hockey?" Still no. "Chiken's nuggets?" You're already cancelled, do you want me to pull the completed episodes too? "Stinkin' logs?" I'm calling security. "FINE FINE CHICK PEAS."

@kbellsTokyo @ManletPride "I didn't get any pussy in high school so now I'm a pickup artist" but for short guys that wish they had killed a retard in middle school.

@ManletPride "Only the ones we think we can beat though. And, if possible, make sure they are drunk." x.com/jetneptune_/st…

JD is giggling. Jet leaves, but then turns back. Jet: "'Production's cum bunny?" Beth: "Because I go down there all the time." Jet: "Say 'yes', come fight me." JD: "It was a joke! What, did you not giggle one bit?" Jet: "Nah, I didn't giggle." 3/4 #fishtanklive

@dndsrac1 @SpaceFentDealer @DramaAlert

@dndsrac1 @SpaceFentDealer @DramaAlert *construct a skinner box that rewards low iq goobers for devolving in to spiteful bullies *lash out when it hurts your bald man ego Production is spiritually Vicky.

BRUTAL BEAT DOWN ON FISHTANK LIVE. 'Little buddy' lasted 10 seconds after annoying production for days.

@robertpmodell Anisa is one of those cool whores from the bible.

Anissa was born for the streets, Beth got Raped by memes. It's only natural Beth fear her, she's the real deal, more respectable. #fishtanklive

@J_InJapan actual schizo time: there's a 0% > 5% he's intelligence and he just recognized another handler.

Bashir instinctively doesn't hug the opposite sex. Pretty bang on for anyone practicing Islam. His time in Japan story checks out too. I want him to be a plant but it's the small things like this that go against my schizo theory #fishtanklive

@SReminal The reason some DF kill humans when eaten is because the will they carry is intended for an animal.

Rocks was after two Devil Fruits. One of them was Nidhogg in Elbaph, a place connected to Nika. It was probably once called the “Earth God.” And the reason his son, Blackbeard, attacked the Drum Kingdom might have been to obtain the other one — the “Forest God.” #ONEPIECE

@mikerainey82 Munyon. My favorite Dire Straits song.

Incredible.

@verifiedjeff @cordyceps12 @RichOToole Used to get sushi at Yamato in Pensacola FL in the mid 90's. Little Tokyo was in Jackson MS by 98/99. And assuming AI didn't hallucinate:

@cordyceps12 @RichOToole Really? That’s kinda surprising. I just assumed that with all that blow everywhere, Miami was ahead of the curve on most things. 🙏

I don’t think the younger generation understands that Sushi wasn’t really a thing in America in the early 90’s. I don’t remember even seeing a sushi restaurant till I was like 12 or 13.