Lewis Mckerchar

@LloydsBank I’ve had a declined transaction on my credit card and can’t get through to anyone to remove the block. I need to make the payment tonight. Can you please help?

@DHLParcelUK Just received an email saying delivery failed and a calling card has been left. Despite being in the house, nobody has been at my door (ring doorbell footage also) and no calling card left. can they please return? I can DM shipment number

@crossgatescynic The question is, is Nicola talking to you today after your antics last night? 😂😂

Imagine going to a show, getting tanked up on drink, starting a fight & halting the show. Only to then see you & your partner physically pinned to the ground by door staff & the police called to lift you both. All the while, the floor lights are up to let everyone see your shame.

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And the circus continues…

Confirmed — Boris Johnson has fired Michael Gove.

Really hope @nickeardleybbc isn’t planning on sleeping tonight. Coverage has been excellent all day. Hoping it continues.

@crossgatescynic @RaithRovers Get yersel along to the club shop neeb. It’s back in stock there apparently. Plus, you will have all the time in the world to do so with all those holidays coming up

Any word on when new home shirts will be available online again, @RaithRovers?

@Nareystoepoker Scott Agnew has left airdrie for rovers as well. Airdrie have announced it

My first thought was how when Murray left Dumbarton for St Mirren his first signing was Scott Agnew from his old club. That didn't go so well

@crossgatescynic @Inselaffe76 In fife mate yeh. Training can be tough going but it’s well worth sticking with it. Drop me a wee message if you want to blether about anything. Always happy to help. I was in your boots not that long ago

@Inselaffe76 To the best of my knowledge, aye! @MckercharLewis.

Got my first full days training for the Childrens Panel today. Kinda nervous but I’m sure it’ll go well.

@WarrenHughesCHS @CHScotland Class @WarrenHughesCHS. I sit on panels as a panel member! Fantastic appt mate.

Today marks the start of a new chapter for me as National Training Lead at @CHScotland. Excited to meet the team and get started! 😁

@alanftemple Then booked for diving, then taken out for a pen. Just as well you practiced that spelling 😂

And, incredibly, he is immediately absolutely f---ing flattened by St Johnstone teammate Alex Ferguson 😂 The latter is booked.

My efforts to learn to spell his name without needing to check are not in vain as Max Kucheriavyi makes his Kelty debut off the bench. '65 gone, still Kelty Hearts 0-0 Cowdenbeath.

@crossgatescynic El ClasicoalD

El Clasicoal.

@lyduff @fesshole Nah. I’ve been like dancing 5 years now

@fesshole @MckercharLewis dis you?

When I was young I fully believed I would like indie and dance music forever and no other music genres would ever compete. Fast forward 20 years and now I'm in my mid 40s I can't enough country music into my ears. I fear I'll be line dancing before I'm 50.

Hey Eddie since last July alone I’ve paid over a quarter of a million pounds to HMRC Cumbernauld. I don’t get credit for that it’s what I owe. It should earn me the right not to listen to unionist troll pish every time I’m announced to appear at an event in my home country

@Nareystoepoker Arrested after a hit and run where the victim passed away. More likely to be in a cell than the Celtic team.

Have Celtic binned Ciaran Dickson? I see he had off-the-field issues since he joined them in the summer and he is no longer mentioned on their website

Not Wordle, just Barisic at the third goal 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟩 🟦 🟩 🟩

Just to be clear: Before Omicron we had: ~6k Hospitalised Covid Patients ~600 new admissions per day And we were not coping! Now we have: ~14k Hospitalised Covid Patients ~1,800 new admissions per day ~ 100k less staff And This Government has decided to do…nothing. Right?