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If you're here because I upset you and you want something that will shame me... I am A TROLL. I WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME. I DON'T CARE. #transrights #FREEPALESTİNE

@Robot_Girl_Mal @djangofetts Squishy rider situation.

@djangofetts *inflates your rider making him big and round*

incorrect airbag activations my real guilty pleasure i always find it so fucking funny

@ollieollieGA Go watch old episodes of SNL, a lot of them suck. This was a solid start.

WHY on earth are people so desperate for #SNLUK to fail?? are people happy with the same 5 standard formats that rotate all year round on normal TV?? PLEASE give it ways to improve because now the first episode has aired… they will listen & improve what people didn’t like

@thelefttake @SamanthaTaghoy You missed "Halloween is American"

@SamanthaTaghoy Your mental delusions are so predictable and boring, get a grip.

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@princess_dulci They look so dorky on land, but so graceful in the sea.

I did something really cool today! I went to see some seals on the coast. Must have seen about 200 of the gorgeous lil things ❤️❤️

@s__e__a__n__2 @Robot_Girl_Mal Wait until you hear about Stow-on-the-Wold.

@Robot_Girl_Mal thats one of the most british names for a place ive ever seen

Back at Snetterton again for day two!

@Robot_Girl_Mal Cool hair.

@TheBigAndSexy70 @yolotruther I have no hope for this playlist. No Avril? You don't know ball.

@yolotruther Can’t believe I overlooked Avril

Making a playlist called “Dudes Will Hear this and say hell yeah” and it’s supposed to sound like XBOX and mtn dew code red. Maybe a Transformers movie. What should I add

@TheBigAndSexy70 If you haven't got any Creed on this, your playlist means nothing.

@ppaquilts @ValerieAnne1970 @SNabours34089 You were inconvenienced 6 years ago because of a deadly disease, and you're still not over it. You were asked to act in the interest of others for 2 months, and you still seethe and mald about it.

@ValerieAnne1970 @SNabours34089 And he's still walking free

Never Forget...The Funerals During Covid. Son moves closer to console his Mother at her Husband’s Funeral. Watch facility staff immediately interrupt them because of ‘Social Distancing’ rules & ‘The Science.’ Never ever forget what these people did to us.

@OfficerDoofyK @alfie_t8 What do you hate about Waterstones?

@alfie_t8 Everything I hate in Britain in one video

People who find this funny

@spraypaintacid Where's the "eating pepper spray because you don't want to do anything physical"

I might get cancelled but if im gonna be 100% honest we need more representation of different self harm methods other then just cutting

@BussyDynamite Also, non Autistic hands; it missed the "someone talks at you about their special interest for three hours" style. And the "rich frat bro types talk about how wealthy they are, then plug some shady shit".

I know straight hands made this because it’s missing the ever present “two mentally ill gay guys cackle at each other while making the same jokes they’ve made for years” podcast

@LoisJ98 @cmclymer Holy mackerel, that's nuts. What a bitch.

@McleanBull @cmclymer A kid literally smiled at her and she went crazy and sent her security to bitch at the parents

Look... Chappell Roan may be exhausted with fame, and she's entitled to her privacy. Both are valid. But if you're sitting in a public restaurant and an 11-year-old child who idolizes you simply passes by and shyly and politely waves, you put down your fucking fork for a second and wave back at minimum. That's the bare minimum. You don't claim you were harassed. You don't send a security guard over to hassle the kid's family. You wanted a career in music. You wanted fans. Having a right to privacy does not mean the entire world, full of kids who admire and look up to you, is going to somehow pretend you don't exist when you're out in public. That's absurd. You offer kindness for kids because they're kids.

@kunaiposting I wonder if this person knows what identifying as Non-binary would do for them?

okayyyy just dont get mad if you get misgendered :P

@Scrivy2 @luvhuss I'm not sure how a Thin Blue Line sticker would work in New Zealand, but i have a feeling you have one.

@McleanBull @luvhuss Lighten up mate, lifes too short to be a constant grump

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who's a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they're 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

@tomhfh It was going so well until this guy came into the frame to be cringy

Why is SNL ‘UK’ calling Gen Z ‘Gen Zee’?

@princess_dulci I hate that you have to spell that out. People suck.

Just a reminder: If you'd like me to even consider replying to your DM; please include your age in your first message or bio. I adore my community and I love chatting...but I'm not a free kink dispenser. Be respectful, be genuine and you'll find me very approachable and caring... Just don't mistake that for being a pushover.

@suchnerve Yeah, my mother. Going to therapy soon to talk about it.

Horniest person you know is probably a woman, and by a very wide margin

@LDSLaw You're not very smart, are you?

There will absolutely be a civil war in the US. A society this fractured is impossible to maintain.