Stuart McLearie

@AndrewBowie_MP Just reading the replies, which I agree with, and, not for the first time @AndrewBowie_MP, you've had a nightmare.

Maureen Lipman depicted as the Devil and people urged to boycott her play in Aberdeen, all because…well you guessed it. Utterly abhorrent, anti semitic racists in plain sight here. In the North East. Well, not in my name. Maureen is welcome to Aberdeen and the North East.

@clydebankfc Great news!

+2️⃣ years We’re delighted to announce Keir Samson has signed a new two year deal to remain a Bankie! 👉 - clydebankfc.com/keir-samson-si…

@clydebankfc Excellent news.

🧤 Welcome back, Andy Leishman! The vastly experienced goalkeeper has penned a new one year deal to remain with the Bankies. 👉 - clydebankfc.com/andy-leishman-…

@reece_dinsdale Johnny and the Self Abusers (Simple Minds original band name)

Name the band… Motley Crew being a little obvious.

@adam_hodge @clydebankfc So sorry to read this Adam,but understand family and work come first at our level.You've given everything any time you've played for us and I wish you all the best in whatever comes next.Always good to chat with your Dad when he was on the bus too.Give him my best.

so lucky to have been on this journey but this is where it ends for me, I wish @clydebankfc all the success possible going forward❤️

@RhonddaBryant Sorry Chris, not sure you realise just how much @D_G_Alexander is despised in Scotland. Expenses claims that had to be repaid, and a sleekit worm of a man.

This

@_DIGB When I was younger I never thought FIFA could find a more corrupt head than Blatter......guess they've proved me wrong.

Attempting to force a handshake between the Israeli and Palestinian official for a photo opportunity to fuel your own ego is STAGGERING Difficult to comprehend the incredible lack of consideration, empathy and respect for those that have been murdered

@Nugent4nil White?? She looks anaemic. Does she only come out at night?

No, they said she wasn’t to apply because she was shite…. At absolutely everything she does.

@BearlyAwakeLion @maxcownie_ @Ferretgrove You probably won't recognise Pearson from any photos she uses, as they're from years ago. This is what she actually looks like. Poison from the inside out.

@maxcownie_ @Ferretgrove Well, I have no idea who this lovely lady is, but she’s talking absolute shite It’s because of this background that someone like Angela Rayner should be respected and seen as a role model. Something from nothing and winning in life. Rather than being born into it like many are

Vile

@3YearLetterman Education, obviously.

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

@IHamiltonbbc Luvians ice cream cafe is a must.

BBC Scotland's 'My Kind of Town' is filming in St. Andrews this summer. We want to hear about the town, who to talk to, and what to film. Golf and history are taken for granted, but we also want to hear about things people might not know about .Email us on mykindoftown@bbc.co.uk

@sophieRblake Delighted for you.

Just received my PET scan results and I’m over the moon to still be NEAD! No evidence of active disease, which means my treatment is keeping the cancer “asleep” 💫 As I come up to the four year anniversary of my Stage 4 metastatic breast cancer diagnosis, I feel incredibly grateful that my first line of treatment is still working. After a tough start to the year, with hospital stays, health setbacks and even having to come off my meds, the relief is overwhelming. I now just have to wait for the results of my neck MRI. I’m so thankful to the scientists, my oncologist, the medical community and especially my wonderful breast cancer nurses #ThankYouNHS At the same time, I’m very aware that not everyone gets the news they hope for, and that can make sharing moments like this feel bittersweet. Sending so much love for those facing difficult results right now 🫂 I’m going to head home, give my daughter a massive hug, and have a little celebration. Thank you for all the support 🩷 #LivingWithCancer

@MtthwJhnstn @FreeScotland83 I would be interested in Nicky's interview, but I'll just ask him the next time I see him at a Bankies game.

@FreeScotland83 @MclearieStuart Or just subscribe ya madmen! It’s a pound for three months nae strings attached, you clearly find the content interesting and you don’t need to read a shoddy version churned out by a robot -heraldscotland.com/subscribe/

My favourite interview from the weekend: 'I owe that club and the people who work there my life. Them and the person who stopped me on the bridge. Without them I wouldn’t be here now.' 🔗heraldscotland.com/sport/26052726…

@kellybabe311 @Dplanet Did you spare poor Timmy a fiver?

🚨🇬🇧 Tommy Robinson said his next Unite the Kingdom rally might be cancelled without donations. In steps a donor: Robert J. Shillman. Same name that’s been bankrolling him for almost a decade. Let’s unpack why 🧵⬇️

@MeidasTouch Her English is really improving.

Melania Trump is very upset that Jimmy Kimmel made jokes about her

@lukejcr What an entitled twat you sound. Drinking during working hours stopped being acceptable decades ago for most people. The fact that your drink and food are also heavily subsidised by us, along with your annual salary increases, just makes you look even worse.

🚨Breaking news: MPs are human and sometimes have a drink. Classic clickbait farming 👎 MPs work long days for constituents, and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues. Last week I was scandalously spotted with… an alcohol-free pint or two between votes 😱 But sure, let’s talk about that instead of the Greens’ wacky policies. Trying to distract us, maybe? 🙄

Fan owned football at its best. With crowds averaging over 800 in the fifth tier this season, help us push on and be part of things by becoming a UCS Trust member. 👉 - membermojo.co.uk/clydebankfc/

@sophieRblake Wishing you all the best with your scan.

From Parliament to the MRI room. Doing my best to stay positive and hopeful as I go for an MRI of my neck, and waiting on my upcoming PET scan results. It’s been a long 11 weeks with my voice coming and going, but I’m being properly checked and looked after by the NHS, for which I’m very grateful #LivingWithCancer

@BBCSportScot Which one of your overpaid pundits are you quoting there? Player who challenges the keeper is offside when the ball is flicked on.

'I think Raith Rovers have been very harshly treated there' Lewis Vaughan slams the ball into the net but it's ruled out for offside ❌ #BBCFootball