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@realDonaldTrump Great parade! 🤭🤡

@bestfoodalex @Angry_Staffer Walt is the Director of Fecal Eradication. He totes the royal Depends.

@Angry_Staffer Do they keep a stockpile of diapers in the situation room or does someone need to come in and change him every few hours

The White House called a lid, meaning that Trump isn’t expected to be seen or heard from for the rest of the evening. Cool, cool. Not like the American people need to hear from POTUS while we’re tweeting our way into a war, or anything.

@Angry_Staffer So they shot him with a tranq dart and sent him to bed. Good. He’s trying to start WWIII

@MikeSington He mostly thinks he’s going to measure for curtains.😎

Trump is on his way to the G7 Summit in Canada. Prepare to be embarrassed.

@MysterySolvents A waste of manpower and taxpayer funds

What is this called?

@MrMcDillard @floridaborn0613 @CalltoActivism Crickets with this one.

@floridaborn0613 @CalltoActivism Waiting for apology.

So now that’s official that Vance Boetler voted for Trump and was a massive Trump supporter, is Laura Loomer and MAGA going to fucking apologize?

@LucasSa56947288 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Everyone drop a 💙 to honor the life of Melissa Hortman 🇺🇸

@AnnieForTruth Walt looks like he needs to prepare a new diaper

Gotta love the demented buffoon and his so called wife, that shows up every few months for her paid prenuptial agreement! They look so happy! 😂

@InFearOfKeir @AmericanSqautch @joncoopertweets Stick with your monarchy’s parades.

@AmericanSqautch @joncoopertweets It's symbolic...reminding us that a lot of warfare is remote. It's also a parade put together in a month. You can bet the next one will be spectacular.

A truly impressive display of American drone technology. 🙄

@joncoopertweets Was the soldier making vrummmm vrummmm sounds?

@VolodyaTretyak He had it corporate sponsored? And it was still $40m?

Why does it look so extremely cheap and tasteless? 😳

@RonFilipkowski This guy is a serial philanderer

Lots of coping happening tonight from the snowflakes.

@JaneotN Tens of dozens of the disillusioned and misguided

White House Communications Director Steven Cheung said that 250,000 patriots were present at Trump's military parade. Mmhmm.

@theliamnissan Dress Barn realness

So THAT'S where my shower curtain went

@CheriJacobus Feel the Bern

@WUTangKids He’s dropping a deuce

Wait why was he standing alone and saluting while everyone was sitting 🤣

@MeidasTouch Quite a watermelon head he has there.

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@gtconway3d He got his makeup studio in the Pentagon…next step, Speakeasy.

Is he drunk?

@WUTangKids He can do both at the same time. He’s multitalented in that way.

Is grandpa pooping or sleeping?