Adam Parks

how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies

Is rack city walkable

Normal stores don't carry tooth brushes in my size so I have to order them from a big and tall website

A+ sense of humor. Or maybe he thinks I’m mentally ill. Or both. Either scenario is acceptable

@dennyhamlin @daletanhardt Gotta do what you gotta do. I needed the million more than you 😂

Rays franchise player was dating twelve year olds and they rebuilt faster than the tigers

Court documents revealed that Brendan Sorsby was betting on the "Turkish basketball league, Romanian soccer games, obscure doubles tennis matches and Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest."

@chillerguylife Because I’m a creek, I’m a river, why the hell am I flowing here

Getting married to the river. We’re already talking about having creeks some day. I want one brook and one stream

@matthewwgrimes Fuck yeah Matthew

I always try to keep a wide angle lens on me during games just in case a play comes flying towards me. So far in my few seasons shooting baseball, no one has ever really come close. Last night Wilson Contreras gave me a scare on back to back at bats!

In memory of Scott Brayton who died in a practice crash on this day in 1996 - after putting his car on pole for that years Indy500.

Plant a walnut tree on top of me so people can eat my nuts forever.

The fountains at my neighborhood park are back on for the first time in years and I’m recording it like coachella

@2dilly2dally Fuck yeah dilly

Lmaoooo!!!

Shoot heroin for 2 weeks and quit challenge

I’m soo proud of my plug…

@ZBusHouseGang Hell yeah

of course i cum fast, we’re fucking on stolen land