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@qrsupport @qatarairways pls provide status of flight QR579 and QR763. No customer service number ringing in India

#LifeGoal Make so much money that d cost of the Macadamia nuts you're lusting after doesn't bring out d panicked Bengali in u. #HeyBhogoban

[watching a guy on TV do CPR] 5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her? Me: He's not. He's saving her life. 5: I'd rather die.

I'm so deep in denial about my finances even my reality check bounced.

If you don't have a Valentine today, jodi tor dak sune keu na ashe, tobe ekla cholo re.

@small_town_girl I'm much better now. Thanks, love :*

I'm in Bangalore. Again. My Uber driver has told me to wear my seatbelt, because at this peak hour, we might reach speeds as high as 3 kmph.

Earaches trump migraines when it comes to making your winters miserable 😞

Sympathies solely with the families who've lost children & loved ones at #BachaKhanUniversity. I do NOT stand with Pakistan today.

Always wonder why people who endorse such outfits prescribe what females should wear

Pic1: Before using Patanjali Keshkanti hair oil Pic2: After using Patanjali Keshkanti hair oil

People: "Odd/even se pollution kam hua?" Arvind Kejriwal: "Dilli ke log bohot acche hain. Kal raat Lohri bonfires ne sab barabar kar diya."

*before leaving the house* "Do I have to do susu? Naaaah." *ten minutes in the car* Bladder: "Hi"

Haha the wife was told that, as per ancient holy scriptures, churidhar with leggings are not allowed in TN temples, only loose pants

Facebook's Free Basics explained in the simplest way! #NetNeutrality #SaveTheInternet

Don't politicize the issue' means... "Don't point out the incompetence of my political leaders. It makes me feel stupid"

Dear Mumbaikers, please return our #Dillikisardi. yours etc. @anupamhans @madversity @MrMrRajneesh @akm1410 HNY!

And Facebook says it does not gain from #FreeBasics

For at least 6 months of this year I will write 2015 everywhere and by the time I change my personal calendar, it'll be time for 2017.