Megan

When I pack too much for a short trip.

damn this lake *is* superior

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

no worries if not!!

Love is Blind Season 1 Stars vs Season 2 Star #LoveIsBlind #loveisblind2

I sure do send good vibes a lot for a person who has no idea how to actually do that

@steven_bryant1 I cannot wait to watch it! I know all the songs because I discovered the music in middle school but have never seen the show 😳😳

this musical blew me away by how fantastic it was. Andrew Garfield… you fantastic human. I love musicals

I’ve been to a show where someone fell crowd surfing and the band stopped the show. Absolutely appalling and disgusting. Scroll with care. This shit made me anxious just reading it.

Forgive me, dentist, for I have sinned. It’s been 6 years since my last cleaning

@WendeltonThe3rd Ooh I like that approach

@MegWag10 Hehhh I feel. I figure the first few times I’m just collecting data on who is cool and who isn’t

Joins a yoga class to try and meet friends in a new city. Immediately leaves the moment class is done without making eye contact with anyone

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

2 YEARS?!? WITH A PROPERTY BROTHER?!?

My sons missed a day of kindergarten because they were missing a vaccination & couldn’t return without proof of it. I took them to the pediatrician, they got the missing shot, & they went back to school the next day. This was in 2014. Proof of vaccination isn’t new.

If you didn’t text your coworker for the entirety of the virtual meeting about how pointless the virtual meeting is did you even attend a virtual meeting?

Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's

"I will go to war for" this fast food restaurant. Yes!!! We need air strikes on Bojangles!!!