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@frank_seravalli Of coarse you do

First run at the top five in my 2026 #NHLDraft mock. I have the #Canucks taking Gavin McKenna at No. 3. Details: hockey247.com/2026/05/06/fra…

@LastCanadaGoose @Dylantheflamez Would be nice but think he's gone by 6

@Dylantheflamez 🤞🏼🔥

I mean... last time we picked 6th it turned out pretty alright. #Flames

@BR_OpenIce Poor Gavin

THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS HAVE JUST WON THE DRAFT LOTTERY 🤯

@MapleLeafs Lol what a joke

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Proof modern fashion is only for gays, women, and pedophiles

@NHL Can't wait for the flames to get shafted as hard as possible in 10 minutes

Before we get underway with tonight's Draft Lottery, here's a reminder on each team's odds to secure the first overall pick! 🥇 The look-up table of the 1,001 four-digit combinations assigned to each team participating is available here: spr.ly/6010BBdCgG Watch the 2026 #NHLDraft Lottery TONIGHT at 7p ET on @espn, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports!

Matthew McConaughey in kindergarten trying to spell his own name

oh my god

Shower sex fucking sucks dude! The drain be hurting my dick! I have got to get a girlfriend!

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

@ExodusPrimal @BigSlime2_ @chrissvector Yeah it's just a mix of white and yellow shredded cheese. Tons of places do that where I'm from anyways. Far cheaper than curds but obviously not anywhere near as good

@MegaEspo @BigSlime2_ @chrissvector Could be, maybe. Some of the cheese does look like cheddar now that I look at it. Might be mixed? Probably just shredded though.

why the fuck do some people just straight up eat Half Life assets

@ExodusPrimal @BigSlime2_ @chrissvector Those aren't curds just shredded cheese that melted from the gravy.

@BigSlime2_ @chrissvector It looks like it has curds, just way too much gravy. Probably melted the curds.

@fzzypckles If there's a shellos/gastrodon to be used, I'm using it!

would it be a hot take to say that I wish Pokémon would kinda do what they did in Black and White and force us to only use new Pokémon for the entire main story?

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

@mrgrozz And they will be the next to win in 2030

Its unbelievable that "Canadian Cup Drought" has now reached 37 years The Calgary Flames were the last Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup back in 1989

to the girl reading this: this is NOT you. you smell like cigarettes and have a bunch of stupid tattoos

I can't think of anything I'd want to watch less

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

@NHL Only 54 goals to go to beat the playoff series record of 69

To recap: -Avalanche score -Avalanche score -Avalanche score -Wild score -Wild score -Avalanche score -Wild score -Wild score -Wild score -Avalanche score -Avalanche score -Avalanche score -Wild score -Avalanche score -Avalanche score We all caught up? 😳 #StanleyCup