Megan Thee Lawyer

Having 2 boys has meant lots of walks looking for bugs. It is a favorite summer pastime to find cicadas as they are seeking to molt and releasing them in our plants to watch them come out of their exoskeleton. It’s a fascinating process!

@ASFleischman Subpoenaing judges to testify is fun! They really love it 😂 But sometimes necessary esp if there is an issue with the warrant process. We subpoenaed the head District Attorney to testify in a hearing about their office issuing subpoenas without jurisdiction. Also fun!

One of the crazier things I've ever done in a trial: a cop said he didn't get a warrant for blood in a DUI because you can't get warrants after 10 pm. I told the judge I had to go to the bathroom. Then I raced downstairs and subpoenaed the magistrate judge. He said you could.

@nastywomanatlaw 😂😂😂

telling the court you are in contact with your client and you're not sure why they aren't at this hearing but we'd love a continuance

@GsuGrinding Not me!

Ok Jac, was unfamiliar with your distance game

@BellinghamJude @_DeclanRice your biggest fans would love you to come out and sign an autograph

@THEJaxEsq I’m in!

Ok hear me out instead of being lawyers let’s go get dresses like this and dramatically run about an estate with wine

If Bari Weiss does anything to screw up @CBSSunday we riot….meet Roman Butzlaff from Concord, N.C….this is the America I want….amazing segment and story

@barelmann It’s been amazing!

I’ve been out and about in KC this weekend with my German family in town. Any skepticism Ian’s about hosting the World Cup is gone. Shattered. Kansas City showed up in the only way we know how. This was worth it.

@danielleRoyalKC Don’t worry about us! Just focus on yourself ❤️

I take food to my mom and step dad about once a week and it's emotionally overwhelming every time. If you have any experience dealing with a loved one struggling with addiction, you know there's ALWAYS something. Some crisis, some story, you never know what kind of mood they'll

Hit up the last night of FIFA Fan Fest in KC. Amazing matches, music, people, and we even scored the coveted charm bracelets. KC has just been electric these last few weeks and I’m going to miss it

@pop_tartlet ☠️☠️☠️

ok so we’re all out here living the same life lol

One of our dogs loves the sun/heat and the other not so much 😂

Today's @NYTimes: "As a small host with outsize passion, @KansasCity has the world at its feet" nytimes.com/2026/07/11/bus…

@_MomNeedsaBreak I think I rem that being an issue for their regular school as well. But thankfully the camp lets us know and ask you to stay home until begin treatment

@MeganHarr Wow. My school doesn't notify students or send the kid home anymore. HIPPA violation 🤨

This morning we got the dreaded notice that a case of head lice has been reported at my kids’ summer camp 😩 My head immediately started itching…

@thatlawyerLisa Or elevators

The most awkward part of jury trials is lunch imo. You run into the jurors everywhere. It’s just weird.

@MarcWatkinsEsq Yup

@MeganHarr Kansas & Missouri?

I just realized every one of my cases this week is in-person. No zoom. Lots of driving. Seven different courthouses in two states. Reminds me of lawyering pre-pandemic. And how much time I waste in the car…

@lawyerschiff @AdamPardonMe @OliverBCushing I don’t like too much virtual either! A mix of both is perfect

@AdamPardonMe @MeganHarr @OliverBCushing I miss the drives with all the virtual. That time in the car was invaluable for my brain.

@AdamPardonMe @OliverBCushing I do listen to a lot of podcasts!

@MeganHarr @OliverBCushing Books on tape! Turn your car into a university class!

@randy_rhodes123 @OliverBCushing Yes! And it’s been so HOT 🥵

@MeganHarr @OliverBCushing AND you have to dress for court. 🤬