Mom of 1; Teacher of Many

As summer comes to an end, I only have a few items left on my #wishlist. 👋🏻 I'm Meghan 🌴 Central FL 5️⃣th grade 🔬🔢 Math and science I'm hoping to #clearthelist before my year starts! @AssistingChip @chipgaines @amazon amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

@landofthe80s Yes! And I couldn't remember the name of the show, so thank you!

Did you watch "Out of this World" back in the 80s?

@FixingEducation Data driven decisions

Hey Educators. What word/phrase annoys you the second you hear it? I’ll start…”PBIS”

@SeizeTheNae Depends on what shoes I'm wearing. There's too many factors for me to truly decide.

Which type of socks are you choosing? 🧦

@NotTodayEric My husband once told me that when we started dating he purposely did it wrong so that I wouldn't make him do it. He hates it when I mow the grass in a random design order. #Karma

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher perfectly.

@MadHatter_LJ So Karl has established his boundaries, literally.

@_MomNeedsaBreak 🤣🤣 all I know is, if I ever needed help or was ever in danger or trouble, karl would not hesitate to be there for us. But goddamn that strip of grass🤣🤣

My neighbor is that neighbor…😐

Human Growth and Development always brings some interesting questions and conversations. #teachersofX

@MzSouthernBella Wait... School stuff is already out?! 😬

Send help!

@MadHatter_LJ Maybe your definitions of friend is different

@_MomNeedsaBreak What’s crazy- we are friends 😭😭😭

@MathteachCT You are my hero! 🫶🏻

I think I’m going to bed early tonight! No AC in my classroom, field trip with fifth grade to visit the middle school, had a staff meeting till 515pm and then had to come home and bake for my son’s concert tomorrow. Made 34 chocolate covered Oreos and 2 loaves of banana bread.

@emily_tweets That's probably why I'm at 15k for the day. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Having adhd means getting a LOT of extra steps bc I’m always having to go back and forth bc I cannot leave a room without forgetting something.

@wiseconnector I am a full blown, under the covers, sound machine on, napper. Am I happy when I wake up? No. Do I change my nap habits? Also, no.

An hour max for me. You?

6 more days! End of the year for 5th grade is full of activities (Busch Gardens, water slide day, etc) - it's just refining and I'm already EXHAUSTED! #EndofSchool

@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash Big Bang Theory

What’s the greatest sitcom of all time? A) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air B) Martin C) Friends D) The Office E) Seinfeld F) The Cosby Show G) Family Matters H) The Simpsons I) How I Met Your Mother J) The Golden Girls K) Cheers L) Comment other sitcom ✍️

@MrsScienceof6th Thank you! Coming out of 21 years in elementary. I'm at a k8 school so I'll see most of my kids again next year!

@_MomNeedsaBreak Best year of my life!!!!!!!! I just did this! It was my 1st year in middle school after 13 in elem. Pretty similar to elementary in my experience! Place to organize each block folders/binders/or notebooks figure out what you’ll use and how you’ll store!

#TeachersofX - I'm moving to 6th grade (middle school science) from 5th grade (elementary). Give me the good, bad, and the ugly, of middle school! And what do I need to put on my wish list? #middleschool #6thgrade #scienceteacher

If you feel offended by my tweets please know that I’m only joking. Unless you’re an asshole, then you need to reflect and do better.

@LeeGoffIII I'd go back in a heartbeat!

Remember us making fun of grown men living in mom's basement? Good times. Now, with the housing and rental market so insane, it's like, "Damn! You're got all this square footage to yourself? With a private entrance? Oooh baby, that's so sexy!"

When a state addresses its teacher shortage by lowering the standards to become a teacher, instead of making teaching a more sustainable and respected career, it signals a HUGE problem.

@midwestern_ope Just let it ride. If you ask yourself, "Should this go on there"... The answer is ALWAYS yes!

Day 1 of starting my junk drawer any tips?