Meghan DePonceau

You can't pass a "Heartbeat Bill" in the same country that produces 58 episodes of a tv show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

@KalshiSupport @Kalshi wtf “event does not qualify “ is not a phrase it’s the status of the event ! He wasn’t speaking live either, it was pre-recorded so that means the event didn’t qualify which you stated.

@Kalshi Answer for this now!

@LRShinigami @Kalshi @KalshiSupport Hey @Kalshi You said it. What now?

My payout @Kalshi thanks @KalshiSupport

@AuroraPD I hope the officer enjoys his paid leave for shooting and killing my friend.

Critical Incident Video – May 12, 2025 – Officer-Involved Shooting Today, we are releasing a critical incident video related to the officer-involved shooting that occurred May 12, 2025. We strive to release these videos within 30 days of an incident, considering that we cannot legally release them to the public until 72 hours after an affected family has viewed them. Any loss of life is a tragedy for an individual's family, our community, and the officers involved, no matter the circumstances. We know there may be additional questions. Further information will be shared once the following investigations are complete: • The 17th Judicial District Critical Incident Response Team is conducting an independent investigation to determine whether the officer’s actions complied with state law. • The Aurora Police Department's Internal Investigations Bureau is conducting an administrative investigation of the entire incident, assessing compliance with agency policies and training. Previously released information: auroragov.org/cms/One.aspx?p…

oh, @LastWeekTonight

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Which type of knot should I ask the doctor to tie my tubes into?

I may be showing my age here but I thought once you made it to Oregon you and your family no longer died of dysentery.

My style has often been compared to Ms. Frizzle (Amazing, fashion icon!) but I do take offense, because I would never force a child to go inside another child. I don't care what permission slip you get signed, that is illegal

This season on America: -trans people, women's bodies & immigrants ALL BAD -crash a bunch of planes, everyone is terrified of leaving the country - take away all antidepressants w/ easy access to assault weapons GET YOUR POPCORN READY!  *this season is brought to you by Jesus

Guns don't kill people, planes kill people.

Frankie Muniz, Hollywood actor who starred in ‘Malcolm In The Middle’, is now a professional Stock Car Racing driver He finished in 10th place at Daytona. Incredible

Years ago, I was fired from a bar manager job. Next day the GM calls asking me to come back & train a bartender how to be a bar manager for two shifts, $50/hr I scheduled myself to bartend the best shifts didn't train anyone made $4k that week "Nuclear Staff" ... We're fucked

RFK Jr: I'm going to eliminate mental health meds  Trump: Cool!  RFK Jr: Mood Stabilizers Trump: Rad! RFK Jr: Anti-Psychotics Trump: Totally! I'm Pro-Pyschotic  RFK Jr: all the anxiety, depression stuff Trump: Awesome!  RFK Jr: Adderall- Trump: -- NOW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN SECOND

I had to call my 10 year old nephew to have him help explain the halftime show to my mom.

Snoop Dogg at NFL Honors: "The Chiefs have a chance to three-peat for the first time in NFL history. And the #Eagles have a chance to be liked by the rest of America for the first time in NFL history." 💀

ICE agents were forbidden from entering an elementary school in Chicago on Friday. Look I don’t like cops, but I do commend them for trying to further their education

Call me pan, cause I'm bout needed to be handled.