Michelle, Suburban Mom

A few seconds of peaceful zen for you.

BREAKING: Over 500 gas stations in Australia have now run out of fuel as the nation’s fuel crisis worsens. Of these, 187 have completely run out of diesel, while 32 service stations had run out of all types of fuel.

@Acyn Dude. A suburban mom suspected they would be hit. 🙋‍♀️

Trump: I was in Saudi Arabia, came back with $2 trillion for our country from Saudi. $2 trillion from Qatar. $2 trillion from UAE, They are great, they are all fighting. They got hit. Nobody expected they were going to get hit.

Donald Trump called mail-in voting “mail-in cheating” on Monday. That same day, news broke that he just voted by mail in a Florida special election. His polling place is a 15-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago. He spent the last two weekends there. He mailed it anyway. He is now holding the entire country hostage to pass a bill making it harder for you to vote the way he just voted. Shameless hypocrisy. nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/…

On this day 42 years ago….

Seems really bad.

@atrupar Ted, can you hear yourself speaking? Can you hear your very own words?

Ted Cruz: "I'll tell you one of the big differences between Watergate and Arctic Frost -- when Richard Nixon and his corrupt AG and corrupt administration abused their law enforcement powers to go after their political opponents, Republican senators stood up to the president of their own party and defended the rule of law."

They shouldn’t be paid, either.

Yup.

@Angry_Staffer Almost like there was never a plan.

Atlanta’s Delta Airlines announced this week that it is suspending its stand-alone service for members of Congress until the TSA is fully funded. #gapol ajc.com/politics/2026/…

@MeidasTouch @Meidas_Steve So weird how actions have consequences.

Reopening the Strait has emerged as the main objective of the war—an issue that was caused by the war.

Americans need to know which officials traded stocks before Trump posted about Iran last night.

Republicans have rejected a Democratic bill to fund TSA for the 8th time

BREAKING: Traders placed $580 million worth of oil trades 15 minutes prior to President Trump’s post about a potential peace deal with Iran this morning, per FT. Details include: 1. 6,200 Brent and WTI futures contracts were traded between 6:49 AM ET and 6:50 AM ET today 2. $1.5 billion in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures were traded at the same exact time 3. It is not known whether one entity or several entities were behind these trades These trades likely generated over $100 million worth of profit in ~20 minutes.

ALERT: Professional news. Nine days after leaving CBS, I have found a new professional home: Chief Washington Correspondent and Anchor for @MeidasTouch

Chevron CEO Mike Wirth says the physical oil market is tighter than the financial oil market is reflecting, particularly for refined products. The scarcity, particularly in Asia, is “not fully priced in the oil futures curve,” he says. #CERAWeek

EISEN: Trump just suggested that the US and Iran could jointly control the Strait of Hormuz. I'm curious how that work and what the plan is? CHRIS WRIGHT: Well, look, we're early in the negotiations. I certainly don't want to get ahead of the president. (Almost like there's no plan!)

@atrupar Isn’t it kind of weird that Iran is saying no talks at all have happened?

again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state