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My boss thinking I was FaceTiming my family when I was watching blackish on my lunch break 🥲
DSA Cleveland 🌹@DSA_Cleveland
It’s April Fools, tell us about work experiences you wish were a joke.
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Melanistic Monae
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Melanistic Monae
@MelanisticMonae
“I am not America’s Nightmare. I am the American Dream.”
Katılım Şubat 2012
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Pretty sure @MelanisticMonae almost unfriended me over my inability to learn this
Devan Kaney@Devan_Kaney
I will never forget going to college in Pittsburgh and learning it’s not normal to say “I’m done class at 3”
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I move exactly like this in my head and also when I’m fresh out the shower
Cicely Dykeson@ThatsSoSiren
He moves like a straight man THINKS a gay man moves like.. if that makes sense.
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Melanistic Monae retweetledi
beyoncé in the studio recording twerk slay mama music
Homura Akemi@afterglowWitch
Someone tell Beyonce that THIS is country music, not the twerk slay mama music she made
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Melanistic Monae retweetledi
**Colorado constitution taking steps to protect gay marriage**
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I AINT IN NO GANG
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#GRAMMYs Best Melodic Rap Performance Nominees: KEHLANI - Jordan Adetunji Featuring Kehlani SPAGHETTII – Beyoncé, Linda Martell & Shaboozey We Still Don't Trust You - Future & Metro Boomin Featuring The Weeknd Big Mama - Latto 3:AM - Rapsody and Erykah Badu
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@CashewSpell If they were going to have a ww for this song they know damn well it should’ve been Kelly or Jessie J
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Upset I did not think of this
Baldheaded Bandit@jjaredalex
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re Nene Leakes and her S6 E4 nemesis, the white refrigerator
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This is a masterclass in satire from Springfield Ohio.
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Okay, they reserved universal studios after hours for the customer appreciation event, I’m… less upset
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Traveling with the most stereotypical IT and Accounting coworkers this week
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Me with my 5’6” husband that somehow manages to occupy the entire king-sized bed
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@CashewSpell I don’t but thats a great idea. I drink it black but just crack a pod and let it steep for a bit
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@MelanisticMonae Mmmmmm do you make a syrup?? I need this, I love making lavender syrup at home for coffee
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Counterpoint, they should sell things like spices and baking powder/soda in very small packets!
Beth@Dirtdragonmom
This is your annual reminder that your spices need to be replaced every 6 months for optimal potency. If you haven't replaced your nutmeg, ginger, cloves, allspice, and cardamom since last Christmas, please buy fresh spices!
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The one on the right truly thought he was about to do something lmao
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