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@0xPhasma Why should it be illegal? Everything is fair game if you can do it

found a wallet doing something illegal or at least it should be $731,964 balance trading every 0.3 seconds on 5-minute BTC markets +$2, +$8, +$15, +$22, +$5, +$11 non-stop the bot doesn't predict price movements it exploits order book imbalance microseconds before anyone else sees it 9ms latency via private RPC nodes scans 260k+ market feeds simultaneously finds 0.2-0.8¢ liquidity gaps and executes instantly while price bounces randomly, equity compounds mechanically no analysis, no sentiment, just surgical execution the wallet: @0x0eA574F3204C5c9C0cdEad90392ea0990F4D17e4?via=phasma" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@0x0eA574F3204… printed $400+ in the time it took to write this humans physically can't compete with this speed

@BitcoinOutLoud Hmm try giving it a hard refresh

@MellowAds Looks like your site is broken in firefox? I'm just getting a plain HTML looking page.

And we’re back! We now operate on #bitcoincash and #monero

@clickforafrica I’m not the original owner so no

@MellowAds Hello and welcome back. Any chance you will be refunding balances?

@debian I'm doing a remote install and my connection is so slow I don't have time to select a different option.

@debian can you please change the default on the installer to not boot in speech synthesis mode. It's really frustrating hearing this creepy computer voice at 2am

@internetarchive I hope they will be back online soon

@ElHRMM We are working on it :)

We are switching to #bitcoincash for payments since it's more efficient than #Bitcoin blog.mellowads.com/we-are-using-b…

@WagnerMend48144 I hope for the end of the month :)

@MellowAds Olá? Existe previsão do retorno do melhor site?

#Bitcoin fees are crazy!

@doityboy That last part is now my favorite sentence of all time 😂

This is my second favorite: The Cuck Nook. One eye on his wife getting mangled by mandingo, one eye on the bypassers snickering at the balding pee wee ferret hastily pulling away on his mars bar in the hotel room seating we all subconciously know what really is for.

Cuck Chairs In Hotel Rooms: A Thread

@AndySmallwood74 @fesshole Well thats easy for you to say Mr Small Wood

Guys, I'll let you in on a secret. When you fuck a woman in the ass the only thing we're thinking is ' I need a shit'

@olimortimer @daviesa02 @fesshole Is this adjusted for inflation?

@daviesa02 @fesshole £4.727315e+702 (4.727315 followed by 702 zeros)

Lent a school friend 50p about 45 years ago. He agreed the loan double every week but he didn't repay it. So basically I'm the richest person to have ever lived.

@mufan1103 @fesshole Similarly...

The first time I had sex with my girlfriend I hadn't cum for a week and she loved it. She asked if I was always like that and I said yes to try and impress her. Long story short when she wants to have sex I have to delay for a week to keep the image up, I can't do this forever.

@elonmusk Do something for all the people suffering with the rising costs of living all over the world. Or for children with terminal diseases. Or for the people of Ukraine who are living through hell right now. Sheesh, was it a a serious question? I have doubts

What should Twitter do next?

@charles_watts The better team is the one that scores more goals. simple as. this Arsenal team is going places, dominated possession today, but there is more than one way to win a football match. its learning time for Arteta and wow, great atmosphere...fair play to the travelling fans too 👏👏

Another season, another Old Trafford defeat. There was a lot to like about this performance from Arsenal, they were clearly the better team. But naivety at the back and wasteful finishing cost them. Really disappointing. Away fans showing their support at full-time 👇

@Bishop_SRG @footbaIItheory Ah come on now, you know this is bullshit 😅 They've never filled their stadium

Man City paid Joey Barton to be sent off when they won the league in 2012

@spence01 @ShelaghFogarty @BBCr4today The full phrase he said is "We weren't that long from Hillsborough, and other, hooligan-related issues as well, so..." To me, he was not saying that Hillsborough was a hooligan-related issue, he was clearly separating it as a different type of incident

@ShelaghFogarty @BBCr4today Did he say that????

@Lazynotcrazy @fesshole its just a piece of wood with soap on the end. im sure. definitely. actually, im starting to doubt myself now...

@fesshole Should I know what a soapy match is these days? Or is it just a piece of wood with soap on the end?

As a masturbation obsessed teen, I decided to experiment with putting things inside my penis during the act. Thought I'd best start off with something small, and opted for a soapy match. First and last time I ever tried that.