Melon Thor

@vidsthatgohard Anyone who rancid farts on a plane should be banned from air travel forever.

@Era112277 @itsVarazi @ItIsHoeMath @not_rekt_11 Please research and understand per capita. Whites are 58% of the US population (195 million), Blacks 13.7% (42 million). Your Statista numbers: Whites: 187k perpetrators → ~96 per 100k Blacks: 86k → ~206 per 100k (more than double the rate)

@itsVarazi @ItIsHoeMath @not_rekt_11 White culture Don’t you have a child to go touch you fucking weirdo cracker

All it takes is one, to completely destroy something so beautiful

When people ask me why I don't believe women should be judges, this is why.

@ItIsHoeMath @not_rekt_11 "Diarrhea squirt all over a beautiful painting" The way you perceive and explain things is truly a gift

@not_rekt_11 It's like watching diarrhea squirt all over a beautiful painting They found the most potent form of filth they could imagine

@SirKraete @111OneMind @blacknredtext Sounds like the women in your life lack laundry magic

@111OneMind @blacknredtext Are you really stating publicly that you are too stupid to do basic chores?

submission by anon

@GuntherEagleman @EndWokeness He campaigned on mass deportations and no new wars

@EndWokeness I voted for this.

Net monthly flow of immigration: 🟢 Reagan: +50,000 🟢 Bush 1: +55,000 🟢 Clinton: +67,000 🟢 Bush 2: +75,000 🟢 Obama: +68,000 🟢 Trump 1: +40,000 🟢 Biden: +200,000 🔴 Trump 2: -145,000

@LPTN1776 @WhiteHouse Must be specific to the Android version of the app bc Apple shows only this

@WhiteHouse Nah

Monitor the situation 24/7. 📲 apps.apple.com/us/app/the-whi… 📲 play.google.com/store/apps/det…

One of the best tweets ever written on this platform.

@TommiTMX @BWLH_ @jk_rowling @LudicrousMonica “a single black character" 😂 Snape is by far the most iconic character and the casting just makes it weird. Obviously a very strange direction when he is clearly described in in the books

@BWLH_ @jk_rowling @LudicrousMonica The films are a poor portrayal of the story (to me). The TV show has a chance to right many wrongs, a single black character won't undo that for many people who grew up lamenting the missed potential of the films.

Hey @jk_rowling The trailer for the new Harry Potter looks bloody marvellous. I cannot wait, and as it seems to me, neither can the rest of the world❤️🪄

@Gazz_54 @jk_rowling @LudicrousMonica She is getting paid like 500 trillion dollars so she isn’t going to call out how ridiculous it is

@jk_rowling @LudicrousMonica Wait WTF??? Did they replace you with a clone or something 🤣😭

As a former progressive, this is absolutely accurate and caused me endless frustration with my co-partisans. They fundamentally don’t care if their ideas work. They hardly even have a concept of ideas working. Their entire evaluation function is based on social perception and emotionalism which is, in fact, profoundly selfish and unvirtuous. If you care more about feeling like/being seen as good than you do about results, you’re a selfish parasite. Hardly exclusive to the left, but it defines the leftist project in a way it doesn’t define any other political faction.

@phemcelx All the STDs must have gotten to your brain☹️ I hope I'm wrong and the series is good but I'm very doubtful

@MelonThor Accurate in every way except skin color. You’re being an embarrassing boomer chud

I have no reason to believe Snape being black will effect the story at all and the new Hermione actress is cute and precocious. The new tone looks darker, very excited to see it!

@rawsalerts @WhiteHouse "so cool, it's launching soon, right" very weird. Probably a new Trump crypto coin or something

@WhiteHouse Ummmmmm? Did y’all mean to post this?

@phemcelx Far more accurate than this slop, they made Snape african

@MelonThor Nope, you obviously did not read them.

@phemcelx The original movies had a nearly perfect cast, based solely on the descriptions in the books.

@MelonThor Maggie smith looked nothing like mcgonagall

@mynewcat @reddit_lies Now that you say that I have never heard of a single prominent app, website, or even video game created from that country. Kinda shocking really

@reddit_lies Is there not an Indian X they can use?

You are not entitled to American wealth.

@phemcelx Clearly mixed, id guess middle eastern. Casting probably wanted to add a racial element to this character so when the mean white wizards call her a "mudblood" its extra punchy

What’s killing me about this is that this actress is white, just olive skinned.

@InsiderWire why can't they turn this on for the timeline? All I have been seeing are translated posts for the last few weeks

#BREAKING: 𝕏 officially releases new region block feature for post replies.

@SavosAndSavos Same thing happens when you visit some countries, but isn't nearly as whimsical

When I went to Antarctica penguins would regularly just walk up to me and stare exactly like this and to this day I haven’t experienced anything to this degree of sheer surreal whimsy

Idk why it’s so hard for people to understand that our entire immigration policy is supposed to be for OUR benefit. No foreigner has a “right” to seek asylum We should absolutely use our discretion to simply turn away foreigners (most of which have fake asylum claims anyway)