Merlin🌈&Freyja & Sylvester & Puck

Hemlo, Furrends. Freyja here. Well, Staff went and did it. He left the home for hours yesterday and came home, to my shock, with two brothers for me, Sylvester and Puck. Time to be a big sister, I guess. #CatsOnTwitter #Cats I think they'll want to joint the @EdibleCatsClub.

@IraninSA So why'd you kill so many?

Some countries are concerned about oil prices and food prices; we are concerned about the lives of our citizens

Cory Bookerto an empty Newark Airport: “Donald Trump has bought chaos to our airports.” 🤡

I always keep my guitar in my car now... It's good for traffic jams.

@arlenparsa Harry Truman had no college degree. Nor did Abe Lincoln or Andrew Jackson.

AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations. Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.

@latestincosmos Me

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

facebook.com/photo/?fbid=13… ❤️BOWEY -- ID# A839020 Temperament: FORMERLY FRIENDLY - NOW RESCUE ONLY I am a female black Domestic Shorthair. The shelter staff think I am about 5 years old. I have been at the shelter since March 06, 2026. I will be available for rescue on March 11, 2026. I am currently at Devore Shelter in San Bernardino County, California. If you would like more information about this cat, please visit or call: Devore Animal Shelter 19777 Shelter Way Devore, CA 92407 Voice: (909) 386-9820 - press 2

Cory Booker speaking to an empty Newark Airport with no lines saying, “Donald Trump has bought chaos to our airports.”

MOOSE POTENTIAL SIGHTING 🐾 Shared -- We have information of a very credible sighting of Moose at 4am this morning (26:03:26) around Hillcrest Road/ Avenue/ mount - Mayors walk & Kendal drive PLEASE can anyone on these roads check your cctv/ ring doorbell from Midnight onwards

@SenWarren @CleoLoughlin

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

@AlanSla90124663 @TheVicarageMeow Spotted!

@TheVicarageMeow It's time to play... #SpotTheSnapling Three sneaky Snaplings are hiding today. 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

Compline: The Vic, & if this were a film, Teddy would appear as the credits rolled! youtu.be/ASAw2uhQIIE

@DakotaRayne16 @teebuster

Happy Birthday to me! I’s 8 years old today!

JUST IN 🔴 Houthi leader Abdel-Malik al-Houthi declares: “We will never hesitate to carry out our Islamic duty in Jihad against the Zionists and Americans. Any military response will be carried out with full confidence in Allah. Our stance is clear against the US and Israel, not against any Muslim country.” He added: “Everyone should mobilize for Iran. This cooperation supports Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Egyptians, Jordanians, and other regional states. Yemenis are not neutral, we back jihad against Islam’s enemies. Iran was the only country that stood with us against aggression.”

It appears that the British military is returning to the policy that flogging will continue until morale improves. The military is moving to discipline an Army major responsible for a satirical song based on the lack of readiness of the force... telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@Fergiedoggie1 @CandyLiggett

It’s my birthday I’m 3 today. I think there might be some presents for me in this bag

@AlexiLalas They've really overcomplicated this.

Big week. World Cup playoffs: - Italy desperate after missing last 2 WCs - Potential debutantes in New Caledonia, Suriname, Kosovo, Albania, N. Macedonia - N. Atlantic island trying to send someone - Ukraine’s home games at neutral sites - Iraq could return after 40-yr absence

On a scale of 1 - 10, how much trouble is she? 🤔

@CancerDoggy @SuzyYoung24

Well can you believe it? It’s me Toby’s birfday! Me is a very big boy turning 2 today! Now what’s this about “terrible two’s?!” Me gonna give that a go 🤣🥳 #birthday #birthdayboy

“Keep awake, alive, new. Perform the paradox of being hard and yet soft. Survive without calcification of the tender membranes. Be a poet. Be alive.” — Tennessee Williams, born on this day in 1911

@LibertyCappy When Chuck Norris visited Tokyo, Godzilla took a sick day.

Drop your Chuck Norris lore+

@Microinteracti1 @equikimmy So you were at the planning meetings, then?

Nobody in the Trump administration planned for Iran to shut the Strait of Hormuz. Nobody planned for sustained missile strikes on American bases across the Gulf. Nobody planned for an energy crisis. Nobody planned for Europe to look at Washington, shrug, and walk the other way. Nobody, it turns out, planned for very much at all. Read the accounts of how this war was decided and you are left with one deeply uncomfortable realisation: the people who launched it appear to have been genuinely surprised by almost everything that followed. The Iranians shot back. The allies didn’t show up. The oil price went vertical. All of it, apparently, news to them. Which leaves two questions so obvious they’re almost embarrassing to ask. What exactly did they think was going to happen? And did anyone, in any room, at any point, think further ahead than the applause? Gandalv / @Microinteracti1