@cpt_depression_ Except a zol in Mauritius gets you 25 years but durban you can dalla
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@MervynP78
But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
western cape Katılım Nisan 2010
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Nobody wants to admit that Mauritius is just big Durban with more rain.
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@MikaNgobeni @helenzille Swimming in a pothole is insanely risky. If you going to do it picking one filled with drinking water, as that's the source of the leak, is the safest option. I doubt it wasn't checked first..
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🚨IN OTHER NEWS: Where @helenzille was buguting in Jozi is in the very larnie areas she will govern for. Why didn’t she try there at the Helen Joseph women’s hostel she visited in Alexandra? Easy to fix larnie issues. Go there where people are, not just for zoo-like photo ops.
Esethu Hasane@lEsethuHasane
Hi there @helenzille there are several poo pools in Cape Town townships, Phillipi, you can take a swim at Waiting for your name video
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Yho!!!
DA Joburg Caucus@DA_JHB
The Douglasdale pothole that went viral after @HelenZille4Jozi was filmed swimming — has burst again. This isn’t new. It’s the same pipe, the same spot, the same failure — for 3 years. How many times must residents deal with the same collapse before it’s fixed properly? Joburg doesn’t need temporary repairs. It needs infrastructure that actually lasts. #Zille4Mayor #BelieveInJoburg
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@ShellsPemBroke I had this version too...I sympathize with you
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Worst stomach flu I’ve had in years. Well, I’m hoping it’s stomach flu. Otherwise it’s the antichrist trying to exit my body.
I’m so sore and dehydrated and nauseous and miserable.
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@Sicelo_702black @AccordingToLee @siya_later___ I live in the northern burbs, joburghers buy property here faster than you can sell a bag on the seaboard..it's both and
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@MervynP78 @AccordingToLee @siya_later___ Joburg isnt a holiday destination. Its 1st world migrants who dominate the property market in the WC buying holiday homes.
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We are not voting for the DA in Joburg. You want us as locals to be displaced in our own city like you’ve done in Cape Town.
DA Gauteng@DAGauteng
‼️ Get Johannesburg out of this misery. Register to vote so we can #GetJoburgWorking. Visit: check.da.org.za #BelieveInJoburg
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@g_vschalkwyk Now that's a quality April fools joke.. Well done to her.
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I almost gave this damn child a hiding right before she told me it’s an April Fools joke!!! Jirre my hart!!!!
She even had a backup email sent to herself from the fake email address and had the whole family and campus friends in on it!!! Wonder where she gets it from😉
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@AccordingToLee @siya_later___ A fully functioning JHB will change the prices of cape Town property for sure
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@siya_later___ You’re an idiot. You won’t be able to afford that property once you give JHB to the DA.
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Last night I had a R1,400 bottle of wine and I must say, I would definitely pay for it if I made 3 times my salary. Flippen delish!
(*the bottle was free)
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1st April in Cape Town:
Petrol increase
Electricity tariff increase
Army Deployment to Cape Flats
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I was today years old discovering that the recreational drug called quaaludes is actually mandrax.
I always thought Mandrax was specifically designed by Wouter Basson to keep the Cape Flats sedated against uprisings.
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@NoozBebe_ Is that the same as bruma lake? Heard stories about bruma
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Next, I want to see Herman Mashaba swimming at Zoo Lake to prove a point.
#ElectioneeringIsEntertainment
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@HabibiSouth @Discovery_SA And if you use Kayser Baird as your broker, you will have 15 years of the best experience. You couldn't get us to move for all the money in the world.
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If you had to choose between an insurance premium of R2,649 and an excess of R7,000 with @Discovery_SA or a premium of R999.20 and excess of R4,000 with Santam, which would you choose? Same - and in fact better - cover with Santam. And then they ask me "why are you leaving?".
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@cntrfn @DailyInvestorSA Bru, SARS chows that bonus, chows overtime, chows everything.. They feel fok all for your salary, they chow it
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@DailyInvestorSA This story is incomplete, those people get performance packages which are not taxed , for instance someone eating R100k p/m can get a bonus of 500k which SARS doesn’t touch
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An individual earning R100,000 per month in South Africa takes home about R67,965 after PAYE and payroll taxes, but once costs for private services like education and healthcare are included, a large portion of that income is eroded.
dailyinvestor.com/finance/126023…
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Just had an architect show me AI renders and planning on a project, very excitedly. One glance and I could see trouble. None of it works…can work, in real life. He’s actually just wasting valuable time.
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Kuilsriver vs UCT final..
Traffic is kak in this town but dis Moes lekka ook
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@ZeldalaGrangeSA @MagdelSteyn 32 times 1000 million not 100 million..
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Read again R32 not million, BILLION. Thirty two times one hundred million. We'll cry about this in November.
Newzroom Afrika@Newzroom405
[WATCH] Auditor-General Tsakani Maluleke says R32 billion of undisclosed irregular expenditure was identified this year. #Newzroom405
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@CapeTown_Bru nobody's correcting @cpt_depression_ either so it's even better
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This is the most iconic reply to a tweet you'll read today.
captain depression@cpt_depression_
@4KobusWiese Hi @4KobusWiese , we’re sorry to hear this and certainly want to do better for our customers. Please DM us your full story phone number and we’ll get one of our service consultants to take care of you. #haircut #spikyhair
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