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It's boiling hot in London. Yesterday I saw an ad on the Tube for a handheld electric fan made by the company Shark, but I couldn't remember the name, so I googled 'shark fan'. Husband: It's going to think you're looking for people who liked the film Jaws!

@samwhyte Sploshing!

Does anyone know anything about OnlyFans niches? Profile: Too doughy to be hot, too slim to be a BBW. Too old to be prime, too young to be a milf. Few hang ups. Willing to follow the money, wherever that may lead. Earnings needed for important surgery.

@MelissaRTodd Just to reassure you - no risk of Sun Exposé from me - although I do love the fact I’ve gunged and been gunged by a TV star! 🤩 I can see it now! ‘TV sensation filled my knickers with custard!’

Ooh I made The Sun today!

@GoddessEllibgd Forced to wear seller’s dirty knickers, get in bath, pour baked beans, custard, treacle, eggs, yoghurt over my head - and then pour bucket of gunge over my head

What’s the most hum!l!sting thing you’ve have done as a sub ? I need something to laugh at you

@ArianeSherine @AdamJuniper Mazel Tov! Congrats to you both!

@MetalFa89901475 @AdamJuniper His willy

The sun shone on @AdamJuniper and me in Edinburgh two weeks ago, where we celebrated our love for each other in style in the beautiful city. I felt like a fairy tale princess in my dress, albeit one who waited 45 years for my handsome Prince Charming to show up! Love you forever.

@MelissaRTodd Does the SNAP awards have a category for best costume designer? I’d like to vote for your swimming costume

Half my swimming costume disintegrated and detached in the pool so a kindly lady and I spent half an hour retrieving assorted straps and pads. It was quite zen.

@RosaBrighid Definitely a splosher here! Always gunge galore down my neck of the woods!

First ever “messy” custom & it was so fun, maybe abit too much fun! Any slime lovers here?

@ArianeSherine Used to play that at my nan’s many years ago! - Mastermind! I wasn’t Norman Bates’ing it up in her wedding dress!

Been married to my beautiful man for nine days now and couldn't ask for a better husband, but this wedding photo made me laugh as it reminded me of the 1980s Mastermind board game box: the Asian woman in a white dress, standing to his left; the bearded white man in a smart suit!

@ArianeSherine You should always have a finger in your ring! Congrats to you both by the way!

I love being married but my wedding ring is a bit tight and I'm not used to it, so I haven't been wearing it much, much to my wonderful husband's chagrin. Married people: do you always wear your wedding ring or do you leave it off most of the time except for special occasions?

@k1_funky Ahh if you read mine you’d think it was fantasy BS! Alas - real 😂

@MetalFa89901475 Honestly the stuff they come up with. 🤣 Sunday night entertainment tho lol

@k1_funky Athens about 24 deg but cloudy. Warming up though

What’s the weather doing around Spain and Greece at the moment? Need a getaway but ive heard uk is warmer

@HouseOfDouleur Today’s effort involved black treacle, custard, eggs, pie in the face, and a bucket of green gunge! I take it your sub never gets the pleasure of seeing you try it?!

@MetalFa89901475 I love this. I have a sub who gets to enjoy me telling him what foods to pour all over him in the bath from time to time. What foods did you have to pour on yourself?

I need to reset my algorithm again… please share some good news and/or memes 🙃

@HouseOfDouleur I’m active on a knicker buying website - so I bought her knickers, seller catches me sniffing them, forces me to wear them - then as punishment sits me in an improv gunge tank, tells me what foods to pour over me, then builds up to counting from 10-0 before releasing the gunge!

@MetalFa89901475 So fun. What was the role play?

@HouseOfDouleur Definitely not first time! I’m a seasoned gunger! There was a role play element to today’s effort!

@MetalFa89901475 😍😍😍 I love gunging stories! Was this your first time?

@LetitiaMarie90 I hope it is the one black dog that stops following you around soon and leaves you alone 🙏

@MelissaRTodd I voted for you! Two in your category I have commissioned to be covered in custard including yourself!

I am nominated in THREE CATEGORIES this year! Sex positive influencer, that's the one I really want to win. If you get bored with the enormous form, that's the one to look for. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME ETC!

@ArianeSherine Congratulations to you both! Beautiful body - any photos of you both slightly to the side so can see more of the Roller?

Just married! So happy to be Mrs Ariane Sherine Juniper. Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with this wonderful man.