Phnxkon .

@ranzinzzza @FanksEoT @thatvillainjay Its strong, but i dislike izzet and mole more than control running copies of this effect. Its not like there's a bowmaster that these cards are getting around.

@Mfindlayjr @FanksEoT @thatvillainjay We have 3+ cards in standard rn that do the exact same thing -Instant card advantage (draw 2) -Broad card selection (Looks at top 5+) He's prolly refering to that. The mechanic being "look at top X cards put 2 in hand" Its so strong that ppl r running multiple of these effects

this mechanic fucks up the standard meta more than any UB set ever could, and we just dont talk about it

@FanksEoT @thatvillainjay Putting cards into your hand vs drawing? Thats what I get from these three cards. Unless they're upset about card selection.

@thatvillainjay Is the “mechanic” in the room with us right now?

@jess_ann_pin Who hurt you? Let people enjoy what they enjoy and denounce the insanity of mutilation etc.

Women who believe in “vaginal” orgasms need to get their clits cut off for science. Their willful inanity causes other women to get mutilated, dismissed, and gaslit. I will bet anyone all my money that they won’t have penetrative orgasms, proven by a series of involuntary contractions measured objectively by a Lioness vibrator or some other device, ever again.

@LankshaD @MercuriusFilius Mile 250 drain all 750 Mi from car 4 to the other 3. 333 Mi later do the same from car 3. 500 mi later to car 1. 1k miles solo. 250+333+500+1000= 2083 miles

@MercuriusFilius ummm 1000 miles? how am I transferring the fuel if I'm not driving the cars alongside the other ones?

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

@Himiko_Toga00 @CrevettaVT Immaculate conception TWO times? Sheesh

@CrevettaVT You've never had sex in your life and it shows

Tippy (2025)

@smash_pacman The art design wasn't really what was wrong with this one.

This is my least favorite PlayStation and probably my least favorite Final Fantasy. And this is still one of the rawest things ever made.

@Intrepid_Tautog 3RRR get out with this nonsense

MtG Design Exercise: What would be an appropriate CMC for the following card if it were printed into a Standard-legal set? 🤔 Calamity's Aid Creature - Minion Creatures can't block. Damage can't be prevented. Players can't gain life. 3/3

@Itstherollerpig @CrevettaVT The tail?

@CrevettaVT I’m losing my mind trying to figure out what the third circle is behind you…

Going to New Orleans from the 21st to the 26th! See y’all next week. 🫶

@A_Gray_Phantom @BreedOfGenius @CrevettaVT Furnaces go everywhere in Minecraft they're basically free!

@BreedOfGenius @CrevettaVT (Looks again) Ooooh, I'm dumb. I thought it was Minecraft.

Efficiency

@KaosArbitrium @CrevettaVT If only there were some sort of cart to quickly get to the mines. Or a way to store ores near the furnaces and not bring them back to the farm.

@CrevettaVT You think I'm leaving the mines by the ladder? That means I'd have to bring the previous day's ores with me to do a run. Way more efficient to do them with the morning chores before you organize your inventory.

@CrevettaVT Shy, cute, funny.

First impression of me. Go.

@CrevettaVT She made me my own reaction image

Something no one ever prepared me for when I got skin removal was how the surgeon pulls up the pubic skin (or something???) and now my pussy looks more Chinese than I do.

@smash_pacman I have no idea not having played Minecraft in a long time now somehow applying a potion to a bunch of chickens and killing them all simultaneously launched the player and somehow that enabled him to one shot the dragon

Can someone explain this in NBA terms? I’ve never played a single minute of Minecraft.

@smash_pacman @fireshoes Damn 21 lands?

The TMNT set gave my pet deck a new tool. Super Shredder is the truth. Got 5 color Human Legends into Mythic finally on MTGA. Had to compromise with one non-legendary creature (Voice of Victory) because it's just too good in the meta. This has been a blast to play! @fireshoes

@Karl67204758 @CrevettaVT If it makes you feel better. I know the reference. Thankfully she has yet to hit me with a frying pan.

@CrevettaVT Gonna reveal my age with this one, but it must be done.

Mine

@smash_pacman @Xyless The moon is mine! Aw fuck.

@Xyless Nah me and @Mfindlayjr 100%ed this game IRL, this paid for lunch in high school #ShootTheMoon

The worst card game ever made. You know the one. YOU. KNOW. THE ONE.

@CrevettaVT No they can't.

My relationship philosophy is “If you have the ability to steal my husband from me, you can have him. Good luck. 😇”

The amount of people misinterpreting this is staggering.

@smash_pacman Wight of the reliquary's best friend

@Mfindlayjr Bloodghast my beloved. That and Strangleroot Geist almost made my list.

Mordred, Son of Arthur wasn't in the database so here's my grid. Mostly based off of successes in competitive play.