Turnip™

I am, and always will be, the black sheep in the family.

This evening: @DAGToddBlanche and I are announcing an 11 count indictment against the Southen Poverty Law Center. Charges include wire fraud, false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering. The SPLC allegedly engaged in a massive fraud operation to deceive their donors, enrich themselves, and hide their deceptive operations from the public. They lied to their donors, vowing to dismantle violent extremist groups, and actually turned around and paid the leaders of these very extremist groups - even utilizing the funds to have these groups facilitate the commission of state and federal crimes. That is illegal – and this is an ongoing investigation against all individuals involved.

Traitor.

Marco Rubio on 4/20 😭

@WVCubsFan Hotel booked!

@Mfld_Turnip Stubhub has it on Aug.4, now Confirmed.

If Billy Strings cancels Charleston WV, you might as well gut me. This was my birthday present from my wife.

@WVCubsFan Tuesday August 4…if I read correctly

@Mfld_Turnip Yeah! Big night for us. Mom, Dad. Me, the Mrs..... Cubs Jr. & his wife.

I can’t say fuck loudly enough to express how pissed off I feel.

@WVCubsFan You going?

@Mfld_Turnip I'm guessing.... Reschedule & plop somewhere around October during those fall dates. Guessing. The fact that no announcement yet makes me think logistics are being worked out. Hope we hear something today.

If Billy Strings is going to cancel Charleston, it’d be nice to know now while I can still cancel hotel reservations.

@WWEGP It was scripted by a retard.

Thoughts on the main event? #WrestleMania

Hope Billy Strings is ok. Also hope he doesn’t cancel Charleston WV show.

Catholics No abortions! Democrats: Lol, fuck you Catholics: No gay marriage! Democrats: Lol, fuck you Catholics: No transing kids Democrats: Lol, fuck you! Pope Leo: Open your borders, infinity welfare Trump: Fuck you. Democrats: OMG, TRUMP HATES CATHOLICS!

Who gets the Subaru

Imagine watching the Deep State torpedo Eric Swalwell in less than 7 days, and still thinking there's a magical career-ending bombshell they've had on Trump but not released over the past 11 years.

@PolitiBunny Whatever happened to a couple counties leaving VA and joining WV? Or was that just smoke?

If you're in Virginia and fighting this repugnant power grab by D.C. thugs openly supported by our new governor, who apparently hates half the state, I want to follow you. You don't have to be a Republican - I know Indies, Mods, and even some Dems oppose this. Let's connect.

Over the past week Trump went from looking trapped in Iran to totally controlling the war while Swalwell went from Democrat Golden Boy to the worst person on Earth. Just insane karma correction, and more reasons to be optimistic.

@CollegeFBonX 1, 3, 4

Keep 3, cut 6 West Virginia football helmets. What are you keeping?

Good evening from the Coconut Tree @KamalaHarris Ma’am, (can we call you Ma'am?) we’ll keep this factual and review your actual record, not your reboot. As a U.S. Senator (2017-2021), you were an original cosponsor of the Green New Deal resolution (S.Res. 59). It directed the US to “divest from fossil fuels,” phase out oil, gas, and coal production and remake the entire economy around subsidized green mandates. Your 2020 campaign was shorter than a Garden Gnome but managed to work in these gems: You told the CNN town hall: “There’s no question I’m in favor of banning fracking.” On Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show: “We will end fracking once and for all” while committing to the Green New Deal. Your $10 trillion climate plan called for no new fossil fuel leases on federal lands, phasing out all oil & gas (even if renewables weren’t ready), a carbon fee, and doubling U.S. payments to the UN Green Climate Fund. Before that, as California Attorney General (2011-2017), you built a reputation suing our industry. The lawfare you pursued laid the foundation for the collapse of the California refining industry we are witnessing right now You even sued the Obama-Biden administration to block new offshore permits off California’s coast. Remember 2022? As VP, national gas prices hit $5+/gallon (over $6 in parts of CA). You told Americans those record prices were “a price to pay for democracy” for Ukraine. But apparently the freedom of millions of Irainian citizens are not worth $3.97 a gallon now? That seems - I don't know - selective? Bottom line. California still pays the nation’s highest gas prices — thanks to the taxes, mandates, and anti-production policies you championed for years. Flying cross country (made possible by jet fuel) to North Carolina to make a video isn't going to change that. And those are the facts - unburdened by what has been.

@PolitiBunny West Virginians laugh at both.

When Virginia is shittier than Maryland? Oof.