Michal Rifler

@real_lord_miles In South Africa we just walk into the road.

>go to road crossing >see 30 people waiting >nobody has pressed the “cross” button Why are people like this?

@ASZulu Reaching Mugabe levels of desperation for the ANC to stay in power.

Is it only me or has he only been referring to the past in almost every address he's delivered recently?

@BlueLightDiet @ResilientDad So always drive with windows open?

@ResilientDad Yesss

WAIT, WHAT.......LIGHT THROUGH WINDOWS GIVE YOU MELANOMA AND NOT DIRECT SUNLIGHT? There is a secret fact your dermatologist doesn't want you to know. A paradox exists between indoor and outdoor workers because indoor workers get three to nine times less solar UV light (290–400 nm) exposure than outdoor workers get, yet only indoor workers have an increasing incidence of MELANOMA. So there is something about being indoors that increases your risk of getting melanoma. Artificial light, especially at night, is one of those things that increase risk but.... This paper shows that increased UVA light exposure and decreased Vitamin D levels can also increase your risk for melanoma. What increases UVA and decreases Vitamin D? Most windows. Depending on the coatings and how they are made, most windows will increase the relative amount of UVA light and block most of the UVB light which will decrease the amount of Vitamin D you can make if you are living and working indoors during the day. SO its not really the sun that causes the cancer but manmade artificial lights and/or an artificial spectrum of sunlight (artificial because it has been altered by something manmade (the windows). If you do work indoors a lot during the day, make sure to take multiple sun breaks outside or at the very least OPEN a window.

@Paratus2014 They should be fine as long as they don't leave Cape Town. I believe the selling point is that there are no pot holes there.

Our roads are certainly unforgettable. But not for the reasons Bugatti thinks.

@humble @WeAreHFC Promotion unavailable. Who are you catering to?

Time’s running out on Terry Pratchett's Discworld book bundle and reads like: - Night Watch - Guards! Guards! - The Light Fantastic - and many more! Supports @wearehfc | bit.ly/4bVSulv

@AvainAfrica "how the hell we wind up like this?"

I miss musicians who look like this. I miss the raw musicality without the need to out-weird other artists for publicity.

@visegrad24 Meanwhile, 4 days ago Nigeria and Israel reaffirmed their commitment to stronger bilateral relations.

We will pressure the African Union to designate Israel as a terrorist state, pledges South African President Cyril Ramaphosa. 🇮🇱 🇿🇦

@Nicole_Barlow1 We can't be free until we are all blocked!

The head of the idiot brigade finally blocked me 🤣

@MarioNawfal OK, I mean, the ayatollah is dead and a whole bunch of military infrastructure is wiped out, but ok.

🇮🇷🇨🇳 A Tehran University professor says China and Russia have hooked Iran up with advanced electronic warfare, intel, and satellite tech, claiming Iran is better equipped now than it was during the June war.

@JoshFerme You get a mention as first host in the Sargon of Akkad "case files".

Not a single mention of me. Clearly I need to step up my game.

@BigDaddyLiberty With price of Diamonds being so low now they do need to diversify.

Great news for our awesome neighbours! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@jsteenhuisen Who is the mischief maker in chief?

I see the mischief maker in chief is up to his usual disinformation tactics on the price of FMD vaccines. He takes the unit price but then "conveniently" excludes the freight, delivery, taxes, clearing, and distribution charges that any importer would have to pay. Government is sourcing vaccines at the best available price and is paying for and distributing them in line with our strategy. Fake news does not assist in combatting a disease outbreak, don't get your news from fraudsters!

@FinanceGhost Trying to see if the new TFSA limit is in place.

EasyEquities platform down. I assume 1 million South Africans are desperately trying to buy Sasol. I was just trying to log on to feel good about my rather gorgeous Netflix outcome.

@MarioNawfal A neutered Iran will help Ukraine.

🚨🇩🇪🇮🇷🇺🇸 Germany is allegedly seriously considering joining military action against Iran. Planning is already underway with the U.S. Berlin could either participate directly in strikes or provide military support. This follows an E3 statement warning they'll take steps to destroy Iran's missile and drone capabilities. Source: GLZRadio, @clashreport

Maybe we should just have nil BEE, instead of abandoning it?

@BBCWorld At this stage it's a wonder the BBC still exists.

Iran says US and Israel strikes hit school killing 108 bbc.in/4slkpQQ

Ramaphosa is running out of evil dictator friends.

@Jonathan_Witt Did they have any minds to begin with?

The South African journalists losing their minds

@wicks_jeff ok retard.

The orange man, who celebrates himself for ending wars, has started another one. He is a pestilence.

@VusiThembekwayo Eastern part of the world where the sun rises.