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RIP Oscar Wilde you would’ve LOVED twitter
Historic Vids@historyinmemes
“A homeless man died of hunger but there was food at his funeral.” - Oscar Wilde
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Not even the writers of Black Mirror could conjure up something this fucking sadistic.
Israel Genocide Tracker@trackingisrael
An Israeli unit's "homecoming" party featured a display of their well-documented annihilation of southern Lebanon's villages, met with cheers and laughter from crowds of soldiers, their relatives, and family members. It is a scene impossible to see anywhere but Israel.
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Mosquitos when they see you in shorts:
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Women when they need to do something discreet: “pardon me for a moment, I need to use the restroom”
Men in front of God and everyone:
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When men get drunk, they talk shit, get real emotional, drive badly, and like to fight for no reason.
I take my hat off to women.
They manage to do it without drinking!!
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Babe wake up. Archeologists found Homer’s Iliad on an Egyptian mummy.
New York Post@nypost
Archaeologists stunned after finding Homer's 'Iliad' on Egyptian mummy in unprecedented discovery trib.al/Ey6cvAa
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My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery.
While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation.
She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more.
We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.
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> gets drunk
> gets high
> jumps in water by boat to pee
> gets legs cutoff by propeller
> blames others for losing legs
New York Post@nypost
College grad loses both her legs in bloody boating accident after booze-filled cruise excursion: lawsuit trib.al/qoqpIH2
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I am deeply grateful for the trust President Trump placed in me and for the opportunity to lead @ODNIgov for the last year and a half.
Unfortunately, I must submit my resignation, effective June 30, 2026. My husband, Abraham, has recently been diagnosed with an extremely rare form of bone cancer. He faces major challenges in the coming weeks and months. At this time, I must step away from public service to be by his side and fully support him through this battle.
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@CJGRISHAM @DavidSFOX4 Does Southern Belle Watch have an X page?
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I love the smell of holding tyrants accounts accountable. Now, we sue in federal court. Thank you for exposing the corruption @DavidSFOX4
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The Pakistani cashier says “you back again boss?” as I place another concerning assortment of zero-sugar energy drinks and knock-off zyns on the counter. I give him a weary nod, like a gunslinger returning to the frontier town for ammo and rations. I want him out of my country.
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Do fishermen use semi-submarines and fill up boats with cocaine?
🌋@hum_dunkin
The USA has murdered about 200 Caribbean fisherman for no reason in the past 5 months
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Your coworker coming back from his "doctor's appointment" in a full suit
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