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Michael Formica

@MichaelCFormica

Random poetic musings & (mostly) football from world famous swinePhone Go Big Orange! Eat More Bacon! Views are mine alone "Lighten Up Francis" - Sgt. Hulka

Washington, DC Katılım Şubat 2011
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Michael Formica
Michael Formica@MichaelCFormica·
@Smuphy @jjolly74 @johhnyblueskies Yep. Not mad. Just frustrated. It's a good problem for him to have. Just wish they would release it digitally, at a minimum to those of us who paid for it (or paid for it twice in my case) so we can listen while they get new supplies.
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Jolly
Jolly@jjolly74·
Is Sturgill Simpson still fighting the machine? Or can I get his album digitally yet?
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Imagine waking up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning and sending this email to a complete stranger. I’m fascinated by people like this. When she finished this email and hit send did she think, “Got him!” I need their stories.
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Good morning, making friends, influencing people, it’s what I do! Thanks for the love, Nicole.
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Pete Muntean
Pete Muntean@petemuntean·
🚨 BREAKING: Potomac TRACON, the key radar facility handling D.C. airspace, has been evacuated to “ATC ZERO” according to FAA alerts. The FAA is now implementing ground stops for flights to Reagan National, Dulles, BWI, Charlottesville and Richmond airports.
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Carter Pewterschmidt
Carter Pewterschmidt@richdaddycarter·
Skis attached on the rack in late March in Knoxville Tennessee, not a snowy mountain for 700 miles This is performative
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Michael Formica
Michael Formica@MichaelCFormica·
@HannahIamthest1 What you are describing is grilling. It is not BBQing. It is grilling. And there should be a cigar and glasses of whiskey involved.
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Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.
Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.@HannahIamthest1·
BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. Ensuring she is educated in the correct cuts of steak to purchase. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. 🤣🤣
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National Mall NPS
National Mall NPS@NationalMallNPS·
Wow! This weekend's warm weather pushed the Yoshino cherry trees to Stage Five: Puffy White. The blossoms are coming out, we're just waiting on them to open. We expect Peak Bloom this week! 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸/🌸 Follow #BloomWatch at nps.gov/cherry #Cherryblossom #WashingtonDC
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Michael Formica
Michael Formica@MichaelCFormica·
@kaleekreider @ClayTravis Ugh. Good luck. I haven't had TSA issues, but had a weather incident detour us to BNA overnight a few weeks ago and then our connection in ATL cancelled because the east coast ATC center went down last week (and I had to drive home from ATL)
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Kalee Kreider
Kalee Kreider@kaleekreider·
@ClayTravis I got through security at Nashville (BNA) with no problems. But, there are issues in Houston so my flight is delayed for hours.
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Share videos of lines or your airport wait times below in comments. Just flew Panama City Beach to Nashville with zero issues. But curious how many of you are having major travel waits across the country because of TSA issues.
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Mike Wilson
Mike Wilson@ByMikeWilson·
Nate Ament is headed down the Tennessee tunnel at the under-8 timeout.
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Tennessee Basketball
Tennessee Basketball@Vol_Hoops·
we'll take it
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Mitch Goldich 🐙
Mitch Goldich 🐙@mitchgoldich·
The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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Eric W.
Eric W.@EWess92·
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Eric W.@EWess92·
What happens when a federal circuit court identifies two dozen fake citations in a case? The panel issues an order to show cause. What happens if you respond by not doing that and instead accusing the Court of retaliating in coordination with opposing counsel? Sanctions.
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MLFootball
MLFootball@MLFootball·
ARMY POINT OF VIEW FROM A HELICOPTER FLYING OVER A COLLEGE FOOTBALL STADIUM. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA.
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