Mike Wenner

@RampCapitalLLC is that real

Product Idea: Flintstones vitamin pouches

@alancarroII @__Talley__ bro really edited the original pic lmao

Just met the most cracked video editor on Twitter @__Talley__

@HighyieldHarry banger

President Trump has honored Citrini Analyst 3 for his valiant efforts

@devjoshstevens @Polymarket For what's broken - the freezer is too cold and it makes the uncrustables too hard to eat

Excited to join @Polymarket as VP of Engineering. I haven’t seen a hungrier team in my career, the talent density here is insane. We’re building the future of how people understand the world. What should we build next? What’s broken? What’s missing? Drop it below. P.s we are hiring world class people in NYC DMs open

@YanPeronn this is slop. delete. reported. fake. please as paid disclosure tag.

In case you didn't watch sports today: >St John’s hit game-winning buzzer beater to eliminate Kansas >Iowa banged game-winning 3 with 4 seconds left to upset 1 seed Florida >Alex Ovechkin scored his 1000th career goal >Tottenham lose massive relegation battle match 3-0 to Forrest -They’ve now gone 13 league games without a win for the first time in 91 years >Arsenal bottled their first trophy of the season — Carabao Cup vs Man City (Nico O’Reilly brace) -Cherki completed 3 keep up and took the piss out of Arsenal all 2nd half >Darby day in Madrid — 10 man Real Madrid beat Atlético 3-2 >Antoine Griezmann agreed to join Orlando in the MLS this summer >Messi passed Pelé in career free kick goals — did it at Yankee Stadium >Rocket’s commentator described a Şengün dunk as “frame mogging after some jester gooning.” >Kentucky crashed out of another March Madness >Fletcher Loyer went OFF in the 2nd half vs Miami, Purdue advanced >Alex fckn Karaban is a) still in college and b) just COOKED tf outta UCLA — UCONN keeps dances >Bald headband bro on Verginia cooked my bracket (Tennessee goes to 4th straight Sweet-16) >Alabama put BTA on Texas Tech >Every higher seed won in Women’s March Madness >Logan Paul apologized to Jalen Hurts and Tom Brady for beating them in flag football >Maxime Raynaud put on sunglasses before lighting the King’s beam -I strongly recommend you remember his name >Michael Jordan’s NASCAR team won it’s 4th race of season >Chet Holmgren changed his pfp to an AI pic of himself in traditional Arab robes and a headscarf for a few hours >Timberwolves won their first game in Boston since 2005 I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

@SperrysandNikes RT

What’s Mamdani’s plan to bring back Brother Jimmy’s?

@HighyieldHarry adobe emotional coin is oversold atp

@DrChrisCombs To clarify: this was a market about a potential booster-stage rupture — a defined hardware failure scenario — not about the Orion crew capsule or astronaut safety. This was not a market on crew injury or loss of life.

The fact that there could now be a financial incentive to sabotage a crewed space mission is pretty dystopian

🔥 Official NFL highlights might’ve pulled 74k likes — but Polymarket’s recap was right in the mix with 73k — that’s wild engagement for a prediction market recap! 💪 Between the portal content — and all the epic moments you shared — you almost stole the social crown — can’t wait to see you hit that #1 spot — next year 😈

The NFL’s official Super Bowl highlight video: 74k likes Polymarket’s recap of the game: 73k likes I’ll get ‘em next year 😈

@pitdesi 7x ebitda seems crazy low. fire sale?

I can't figure out the logic here Grab (SE Asia ride-hailing superapp) buys Stash (US investing platform) for $425M (1/2 up front, rest over 3 years) No customer/geo overlap Stash had raised ~$700M+ (Goodwater, USV, Coatue), has 1M active users, $5B AUM, claims $60M in adj EBITDA in 2028(!) Stated logic: Grab wants to expand its intl footprint and bring Stash's AI investing tech and "fintech knowhow" to SE Asia. Stash will continue to operate independently in the US with same brand and leadership.

@HugoMartingale is this real? concerning.

groceries aren't the only thing we're giving out for free at the polymarket! stall 3, i'll be here all week.

@CarOnPolymarket he’s a junior intern level 2 - once he competes his 18 month training in August he *might* get promoted to senior intern.

BREAKING: SENIOR POLYMARKET INTERN CONFIRMS $POLY AIRDROP 'NEXT' IN REPLY - X POST

@mustafap0ly fake. reported.

5 minute crypto up/down markets are now live - polymarket.com/crypto/5M

@piovincenzo_ make it AGAIN

These are my FAVORITE videos to write and produce We’re trying hard to make them as good as they can be And to produce a lot of them Would appreciate giving it a watch and letting us know if it’s funny or if it sucks 🫡

@luke_metro eh that market shouldn’t have resolved to yes IMO. the rules specifically said it doesn’t count as a frame mogg if he was mid jestergooning

I successfully escaped the permanent underclass

@RampCapitalLLC are you upset that Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels?

X desperately needs a filter where you can mute all celebrities and their out-of-touch opinions

@ruinedbymo @Polymarket is this the tweet you asked me to like?

BREAKING: i'm dropping out of USC and joining @Polymarket two years ago, i left a full ride scholarship and guaranteed spot in dental school parents were so upset they stopped talking to me transferred to usc with barely enough to cover one semesters tuition and no back up plan first semester: > built 13 projs trying to pay tuition. all failed > -$27k in credit card debt > about to get evicted > emailed counsellor if i could transfer back > 64 wpm took one last shot from half court: > bought an embroidery machine > started a clothing brand > first vid went viral 13M views > 3000 orders / $100k revenue > came back to usc from there its j been bbq chicken: > joined app studio > built an app doing $2M ARR > generated over 300m organic views > personal tiktok account 164k followers > 126 wpm > parents fw me again i want to thank my friends, family, @dustinkarp and anyone whose ever taken a bet on me (you're rich now)

@bankingslut @litcapital business insider to be exact

Remember when those journalists tried to go viral by doxxing @litcapital but literally not a single person cared, everyone had his back, and nobody ever saw their names again?

We just saw 2 dominating defenses win their team's respective games today despite having disadvantages in the quarterback matchup... I might switch my New England pick to Houston tomorrow

@tobinwtang @WisprFlow wtf you’re 19????

I'm the 19 year old that built the "500+ million views in 3 months" UGC program for @WisprFlow. The most common question I got was: "How did you source creators?" Here's how we hired a killer team of 80 creators: