Michael Quist

@waitbutwhy What if only 10% had to push blue for everyone to survive? Or if only *two* people had to push blue? Pushing red is still the Nash equilibrium. But seriously, you want to be the guy that risked a billion lives against the unlikely scenario where you’re the *only* blue??

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@rachelmillman Ab Fab epiphanies still dropping in 2026 😂

Gotta say I never really thought about how Bubbles was being abused because there was so much else going on but like yeah duh of course Bubbles was being abused that feels really obvious

@celebsfiles strange choice of hill on which to die 🤷‍♂️

you're sick if you find hunter schafer attractive.

@chercher_ai “Well…. agree to disagree 🤷‍♂️.”

how do you say "actually I'm under no obligation to accept your frame" in normie?

@micsolana Last I checked, everyone in Virginia that could vote last week can still vote this week, with no extra hurdles or restrictions. Or does “disenfranchise” mean something different in the MAGA-verse?

requiring ID to vote in our elections: disenfranchising voters actually disenfranchising voters: “saving democracy”

@sunnyright “Perpetual state of servitude” 🙄 Most Americans couldn’t pick their district’s Congressional rep out of a lineup 😂. No one gaf. The perception is that Congress gets nothing done, except by either backing or opposing the President; and that’s about right 🤷‍♂️

Democracy is when 51% vote to strip away political representation from the 49%, keeping the latter in a perpetual state of servitude to the former with no power to change it. Which is why the distinction between democracy and republic is not merely pedantic.

@libsoftiktok Only time in history a conservative has believed a homeless person about anything 😂

OMG Man claims he was paid $50 to hold a sign at a no kings protest FOLLOW THE MONEY

@DreamLeaf5 Same place they got 47 in “we’ve been at war w Iran for 47 years”. It’s a nice large prime 🤷‍♂️

Where did these people even get the “73 genders” thing from, I’ve never heard anyone say that besides right wingers

@Math_files COUNT(Ancestor) != COUNT(DISTINCT Ancestor)

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1,024 eighth great grandparents 2,048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment: How many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? – did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment...

@subt3rfudg3r @julesgambit Hot beekeeper-on-beekeeper action smash that subscribe button 😂

@julesgambit This is why I refuse to partake in any chess tournaments that do not have mandatory uniforms: a full-body hazmat suit that covers the entire body, including the whole head, so that everyone looks exactly the same. Otherwise, it is just too distracting.

Being a woman in chess means getting these random emails at 7 in the morning

@MarcWim @mtracey In a hotel’s public swimming pool? Maybe not. Can he swim? 😂

@mtracey Are there any pictures of Trump like this one?

Epstein objectively had a much closer long-term relationship with Donald Trump than he did with Bill Clinton. If Bill, and even Hillary, have to give depositions, why the hell shouldn't Trump?

@CynicalPublius Absolutely a lie, of course. Another complete fabrication straight from MAGA upside-down clown town… where repeating Trumpian bullshit loudly enough, and often enough, is all it takes to succeed. But you’re right. It’s a particularly dangerous lie 👍

I'm going to state a very simple and direct sentence in a moment. Despite the simplicity of this upcoming sentence, the consequences of its reality are vast and literally threaten the continued existence of the USA. Ready? Here goes: Democrats oppose election integrity. That's it. Four words. It's hard to come up with four more dangerous words.

@TrueNorthStr0ng @catturd2 That *is* generally how he does it 🙄

@catturd2 Trolling the left by proving to everyone he's an idiot?

Back from Davos - already trolling the Left this morning. - lol

@CynicalPublius Donald Trump != the USA Amazing how hard this is for MAGA cultists to wrap their heads around 🙄

One thing about Democrats, they are always eager to go outside the USA to slander the USA. It's almost as if they hate the USA. (Wait, did I just say "almost"? Never mind. They hate the USA.)

@rothschildmd If she stopped lying about what Trump babbled, and started apologizing for it, she’d never be able to stop 😂

She could have easily gotten away with "he's a little jet lagged and tired from his crushing work schedule." Everyone would believe that. Instead she goes with "he said ice land not Iceland" which is obviously not true.

@brianstelter @PressSec no one is claiming the minions writing his remarks are senile it’s his rambling and incoherent *departures* from those written remarks that are concerning 🤦‍♂️

Intriguing: A NewsNation reporter pointed out that Trump "appeared to mix up Greenland and Iceland around three times." @PressSec now claims "he didn't," even though everyone heard him do it. But she's pointing to "his written remarks" instead of the video.

@AdamPollock Literally all manual labor is someone hiring the body and effort of another person and walking off with the results. How is this any more “dystopian”? Other than that it leads to a beautiful baby who will be loved and cared for?

There is no valid reason why a person should be able to hire the womb of a poor woman and subsequently purchase their newborn child. Absolutely dystopian practice that should not be legal.

@esjesjesj what, you never heard of “process of elimination”? let em cook

She was crying because they took her neighbor out of his house half naked in subzero temperatures and accused him of being a child rapist, ignored him saying he was a citizen, and then it turned out they had the wrong guy

@DavidWolfe Out of curiosity, should the billions of non-Americans who got vaccinated be blaming Fauci, too? Or does each country have its own “genocidal maniac” that anti-vaxxers make shit up about for clicks?

It turns out “safe and effective” really meant “cancer and myocarditis”. Every day Dr. Fauci is a free man is an insult to the world.

@adamcarolla You’re still just as wrong. You’re only hearing less about it now because your disinfo is less dangerous 🙄

Just say sorry I was wrong. I had to listen to you cowards for years about me being dangerously wrong with my Covid opinions. Admit you were wrong and shut the fuck up next time. But you will never do that because you have no character