MRR19 🇬🇧🍷

FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR #100K IS DONE on #TikTok!!! Early birthday present sorted!!

I’m over summer now, dragged harder than a bag of cement

@nocontextfm1 Ant & Dec ought to have I’m A Celeb in Newcastle at this point

At this rate, St James’ Park will be on Rightmove by Monday

@UEFA UEFA >>>>>>>>>

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

@hennycamenzyn Oh yes indeed 😌

Just got my boy one month of hawk tuahs OF for his birthday

@LucyTCWife Get that soulless ginger prick!!

No you’re right it’s not the same! I did it in a fit of anger and anxiety after the murder of 3 little girls. He designed and had a t shirt printed and shared it all over social media. A very thought out move. I have loved watching the lunatics tie themselves in knots this week, trying to justify political violence. We see you 👀 Like dying dogs, licking their wounds.

🎵Le fok m’a Pousse🎵

@Raindropsmedia1 Amen to that

Tyla calls out modern men, says they’ve become “divas” and don’t want to be simps anymore

@LukeEdwardsTele Pride month was 2 months ago Luke

🖤 THE TRUTH ABOUT EDDIE AND ME From the first phone call with Eddie Howe, I knew he was different 🥲 #nufc telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

appreciate everyone rocking with my new poo posting, life in unc yet 💪

If there’s 1 word to describe this summer heatwave it’s:

@riskyfcb_ Oh no…

my new manager

@TomK_Brit1993 And you wonder why people question your “loyalty” towards Reform… fuck up

Would Shabana Mahmood be a good addition to Reform UK?

@danielogoun7 Yep, still 1 more day of it tomorrow 💀

July is DRAGGING

Ruben Amorim’s lifestyle in a nutshell #mufc #Sufferim

@bowyer_pw The lack of depth and the amount of players leaving & rejecting Newcastle is gonna be their downfall I reckon 18th at best

@MichaelRealReed Yup, I thought the same. They weren't great last year, but sell the quality of players they have over then past two seasons and see where you end up... remember what happened to Southampton FC once they let go our their best players.

#NUFC might be relegation candidates for the new season icl

@FabrizioRomano 🤣🤣💀💀💀

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Eddie Howe set to part ways with Newcastle with immediate effect. Big developments expected at #NUFC with decision to change + talks already starting for his replacement. ⚪️⚫️

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @CamNufc20

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Eddie Howe set to leave Newcastle United. All parties initially chose to continue but 48yo has informed #NUFC of decision to take break & will depart after 5yrs as head coach. Matthias Jaissle of Al Ahli lined up as replacement @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/74795…

@getsmeshed Holy balls… 🫣

This is the worst video I have ever seen in my life

@AdamGoldberg28 @DashingCards

I know it’s a stretch but please be in the gauntlet……