Michael Fantasm

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Michael Fantasm

Michael Fantasm

@Michael_Fan

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Washington, D.C. Katılım Mart 2009
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@sjokz It took me 3 watches to realize the first singer in purple with the white drapes was Morgana and the one in white was Kayle in I'm Still Here.
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Eefje Depoortere
Eefje Depoortere@sjokz·
WAIT THEY ACTUALLY PUT FAKER DURING THE 5 TO 4 COUNTDOWN FOR THE OC CAUSE he was about to go from his 4th to his 5th possibly?? I KEEP SEEING NEW DETAILS MANNN
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Kyle Orland
Kyle Orland@KyleOrl·
Making a rare post to remind everyone how much better BlueSky is. I'm (at)kyleor.land there
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@kylascan The fact that you ran in this heat is almost as awe-inspiring as those buildings.
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Kyla Scanlon
Kyla Scanlon@kylascan·
I love morning runs around Washington DC because every block is a story of America at her most beautiful and at her ugliest. Chapters of a nation shattered by heartbreak and rebuilt through unity. A place pockmarked by battles, pieces stitched together through belief in better.
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@patio11 This also sounds like how your ring is going to go through the wash at least once.
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Patrick McKenzie
Patrick McKenzie@patio11·
I think we will modify the newly proclaimed rule to “If it is anywhere but a jewelry dish, it is fair game for the pocket.”
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Patrick McKenzie
Patrick McKenzie@patio11·
Me: Has anyone seen my ring? Lillian, 9: Yes. It is in my pocket. Me: Why is my ring in your pocket? Lillian: Because I put it there when I found it in the bathroom, one of many places you leave your ring. I figured when you missed it you would ask, and then I would say pocket.
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@Bonecondor My wife was INCADESCENT at someone who left a bad review on a Lao restaurant after they asked for their dish to be spicy and then complained about it being too spicy.
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
Chairman Birb Bernanke@Bonecondor·
this review of a popular sushi/handroll spot in my neighborhood has been rattling around in my head for like eight months — “not a lot of options if you don’t like raw fish”
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@RachelHardy306 I'm used to thinking Arcane S2 is so... far... away... but I just realized it's November this year! 😱
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
Chairman Birb Bernanke@Bonecondor·
it’s pancakes first chemo day! everyone say “good luck pancake”
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
Chairman Birb Bernanke@Bonecondor·
tried talking to a no-coiner tonight about eurodollar formation in the early 70s, after all of his previous statements were essentially “crypto people only say the same three lies”, only for him to explain that he did not know the difference between eurodollars and a european
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@alex_prewitt Nailed it. Also, you're a great writer and I enjoy reading your stuff, so I'm following you.
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Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
@SongbirdCora Glad you're okay! My wife hates gassing up the car, so our next one will be an electric; we do have a garage, so we'd have a dedicated place to charge it. We do enjoy our 2011 Prius / Fit, but they're over 13 years old.
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Cora 💙
Cora 💙@SongbirdCora·
Sooo what cars do y'all have? I guess I'm in the market.
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Mina Kimes
Mina Kimes@minakimes·
GAHHHHHH the end of this week’s Tokyo Vice
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Jennifer 8. Lee
Jennifer 8. Lee@jenny8lee·
So many people texted me today that I had to see today’s NYTimes Connections. Fun to see emoji @emojination worked on ( 🥬 and saw🪚) in this puzzle. I think I may disagree with the word they are associating with 🧛 (maybe?) given the answer to the puzzle? What is it?
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DC Boy
DC Boy@dcboyisangry·
@Ahaus101 @Michael_Fan @Paul_Is_Muadib @TheAstuteGaloot I read a piece the other day about how car manufacturers are doing that with a bunch of new cars. Like, you can buy a car with a sunroof but you don’t pay for the sunroof - they charge you monthly to be able to open/close it. Same with cruise control. I found it all very weird.
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Michael Fantasm
Michael Fantasm@Michael_Fan·
For those who care, which is probably very few people, I am on the Sky app. I beat all the other Michael Fans, so my username does not have the underscore ;)
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