Michael A. Ramirez

@AlsikkanTV Good idea but let’s focus on longs before we get to shorts. Movies suck in general right now

I think movies should have shorts in front of them again, a great way to let younger filmmakers cut their teeth before a feature and incentivize studios to invest in them

@GeneralMCNews But in other news, George plans on purchasing an infant

BREAKING: Former Congressman George Santos reveals that the House of Representatives had to shut down the High School Page Program because so many congressmen were s*xually abusing young children.

@loganclarkhall He’s lost his fastball but he still has a devastating curve

“He has an orange Fanta on the desk and he tells me it’s fresh-squeezed.”

@qualitylearnc The most charitable interpretation is he’s the Antichrist

Mr Beast has the least trustworthy smile I've ever seen

@NoContextBrits She’s got a GREAT ARSE!

Been laughing at Al Pacino’s attempt at a British accent all morning.

@yamanakanobody Based

日本ではたまに外国人お断りの店があるんだけど皆はそれについてどう思う？

@FearedBuck @TheLegalMindset I have no earthly idea who this is, but good. Fuck him

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges and sentenced to prison with labor in South Korea. He will be transferred to a specialized labor facility, his phones will be confiscated, and he will be designated as an offender. (via @TheLegalMindset)

@Assassin6687 All vast improvements

Tattooed wrestlers without tattoos is so cursed 💀😭

@TwinkTheory Timeline never ever misses

He’s lucky he likes Jewish girls cause a Latina would’ve lit both their asses up, imagine walking in on your man with a younger woman and she calls your ass “aunt Lena”

@memeticsisyphus Timeline never ever misses

Why do lesbians look that way?

@MrSockPuppet @LizzyStarrrdust You are. Please see a doctor

@LizzyStarrrdust I must be ovulating all the time then.

Ovulation horny is a real thing. God damn

Just like how there are no good right-wing stand up comics, because it ideologically doesn’t allow for it, there are no liberals who are funny like Trump, because the pettiness and bitchiness and lying for no reason that makes him funny is inherently conservative.

@WrestleFeedApp Same here. I’m eating dis order of hot wings

Rhea Ripley reveals the real reason behind her weight loss

@Baileymoon15 Jeff Garlin?

i wonder what that gay kid from curb your enthusiasm is up to these days

@JohnRichTV Jerry Seinfeld Jokes “What’s the Deal with Airplane Peanuts?”

Taking a joke straight from a comedian's set and quoting it for a headline is nasty work

@sarahlol1863603 @dsonoiki We have to carry on. It’s what Clavicular would have wanted. We are brutally COPEmaxxing.

@dsonoiki Imagine talking about foids while Clavicular is overdosing SMDH. You've changed king

Lena Dunham is the second funny woman (the first was Sarah Silverman)

@boneGPT He’s fine. Walk it off.

there is no narcan for a meth overdose, they gotta cool his body down and monitor his heart so he doesn't have a heart attack or stroke or seizures survival rate is high but could have permanent damage to heart or brain

@EliteClubS0B “I’m not being political but I’m on the far-left and you’re a bad person if you’re on the right”

CM Punk says he feels that the USA is going backwards and isn't being properly represented by the government. "I tend to lean more towards, and I'm not being political, this is about human rights, you either learn or you don't that there is a right and there is a wrong. Where we are as a country right now, I feel like we're going backwards. We are. We're talking about taking rights away from marginalized groups. I feel that we, as people, have never been properly represented by our government. I think Obama was President for eight years, and the pendulum swung so far in the other direction, and now we're dealing with the repercussions of that." (via All The Smoke)

海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の有名人と言ったら最初に誰を思い浮かべますか？

@darlings44 No revolution 9?

I had to make a short beatles playlist for my entire school to hear on friday (May 8th) what do we think