Michael Vivendum

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happy Hour.

@DavidWondrich How many variations of the Corpse Reviver can you think of? I've got 6 so far, my colleague says 7. Help!

@SpannersReady how does one "jeffity"?

@BKCyclones So when are single game tickets going on sale? Enquiring minds and so on :-)

Heard y'all are excited for baseball szn 👀

@BKCyclones When do single game tickets go on sale?

On April 4th, you'll walk through the gates and be home. 📷 What are you most excited for this season?

I recognized 47/52 people in the Times Faces Quiz (using 9 hints). How many can you guess? nytimes.com/interactive/20…

I might be very flexible about a lot of things but if your sleep story isn't narrated by Alan Sklar; you get to sleep next to the wet spot by your damn self. I have standards!!

@ChrisSpinato And judging by the general reception, neither do a lot of the tuggers on this sinking hellship.

"Here's 5 simple ways I don't know shit from apple butter about how government works."

@MrGeorgeWallace Do those skeets Sir!

Just window shoppin' and whatnot...

@CespedesBBQ don't give cover to CostAss. Dudes a legend but he shouldn't be there and he's the BETTER half of that team

Analysis | Is GEICO refusing to insure Cybertrucks because the vehicles are poorly made or because incels are statistically bad drivers?

@SamSifton Thank you for the newsletter today Sam. I forget how funny you can be sometimes. Sock Repair indeed! Anyway, here's to a life lived well and Orange Chicken weekends.

Fact: Orange Beef Will Cure What Ails You nytimes.com/2024/10/04/din…

The URL for @DouthatNYT ‘s debate reaction op-ed has a date in it, and it’s six days ago.

Tell everyone you know.

@NYCTSubway I was on the platform and the scheduled A train just rolled straight through without a stop or announcement

@MichaeltheG1 Hi, Michael. Yes, they are. Are you on a train that did not? ^KB

@NYCTSubway A train towards downtown/Brooklyn not stopping at 168th?

Just gonna leave this here. My heart goes out to Oakland and its fans today ❤️

@stevesirk Oh!! It's "Le Fartbox"!!!!

@JessicaLBurbank Ah, a true torque dork😁

My genda? I’m a mechanic

My uncle was a mechanic. Let me run the auto industry

Nothing royally fucks your Insta Algorithm like online furniture shopping. My feed is a parade of "smart modern minimalist mid-century" fappery. Whither the OF thirst traps Insta? You used to make me vaguely horny, now I just feel vaguely poor.

@roywoodjr North Cackalack won on the strength of Petey Pablo alone

DNC Roll Call the states be slipping in random facts: MR SECRETARY!! I COME TO YOU FROM MY STATE, WHERE WE INVENTED THE FREEWAY ON RAMP, CHEESE GRITS, AND THE CURE FOR GONORRHEA! WE ARE HOME TO THE LARGEST SUV CUP HOLDER FACTORY IN THE WORLD! WE CAST OUR VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS